Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day

[Wonder G]

It would be awesome if Avast Antivirus was to update it's virus database today and say something pirate like.

They did, matey! It's a separate language pack you can download for avast in t' language settin's!
TRANSLATION TO ENGLISH
They did, matey! It's a separate language pack you can download for avast in the language settings!

[Ad Bot]

[mrlolop]

so basically we start all our sentences with arr and add some fancy pirate words in there
that seems doable
Or, we could put eyepatches on our avatars

[goobler402]

Aye, me lad.

I'm an Irish bloke, now aren't I?
Those pirate lads, and lassies shan't get me down, now can they?

[Comatose]

Aye, me lad.

I'm an Irish bloke, now aren't I?
Those pirate lads, and lassies shan't get me down, now can they?

We've ben' lootin' yer island fer years, haven't we?

[Tom Gunn]

We've ben' lootin' yer island fer years, haven't we?

Me thinks that that would be the bloody vikings says I.

[Hugums]

Yarr. this be a fun day

[Feep]

GOD DAMN AUSTRALIA
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER, IT'S ALREADY SEPTEMBER 20TH HERE D:

[Comatose]

GOD DAMN AUSTRALIA
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER, IT'S ALREADY SEPTEMBER 20TH HERE D:

Well, since ye live in Kangaroo-land, I guess ye won't have da privilege to talk like a pirate, right lads?

Me thinks that that would be the bloody vikings says I.

That be right, ma' memory must be bad.

[Moriarty]

YOHOHOHOHOHO
SCRUB MY POOPDECK LADY DUST

[Comatose]

YOHOHOHOHOHO
SCRUB MY POOPDECK LADY DUST

Ye' be doin' it wrong, ye scurvydog.

Also, at 5:00 PM tomorrow, this thread will be locked.

[Moriarty]

Ye' be doin' it wrong, ye scurvydog.

Also, at 5:00 PM tomorrow, this thread will be locked.

no
suck my big fat poopdeck

[Regulith]

 

[Bisjac]

[Regulith]

stuffty avatar edit go!

[Jazz3921KoS]

Yarr harr scratch me ass

Lolfail?