How do I keep a girl?

[ryu hayabusa]

how can you be saying this when you'll never even see one in your life

oooo

forget off. That may be semi true, but stuff, I'm only in loving 10th grade, who knows what can happen.

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

haven't you ever seen upskirts in real life my boy?

[superslayer]

haven't you ever seen upskirts in real life my boy?

i have... i go to a school of sluts and whores, and i have been flashed several, several times.

[A.R.C.]

You say "keep" as if they're objects.

>girl

oh wait they are

[Solid]

feminists are like those rebelling robots from iRobot

[A.R.C.]

Minus the smart...
Or competence...
Or strength...

[superslayer]

Ok, i am loving sick and tired of this forum be so damn loveist. you take loving girls for granted, well what if there were no girls? you would loving miss them and you know it.

[BlackMod]

1. Compliments
2. look at her when she looks at you, make sure she turns away first.
3. Make her laugh (don't be a handicap)
4. Ask her out. When she is alone.
5. Be yourself, don't build a relationship off lies.

Do not do this!
1. Become best friends.
2. Ask her out in front of her friends.
3. Don't be dirty (unless she want you to be)

Works almost every time.

[A.R.C.]

Ok, i am loving sick and tired of this forum be so damn loveist. you take loving girls for granted, well what if there were no girls? you would loving miss them and you know it.

lol no

[superslayer]

lol no

all girls die, we die. simple as that.

[Solid]

Ok, i am loving sick and tired of this forum be so damn loveist. you take loving girls for granted, well what if there were no girls? you would loving miss them and you know it.

maybe if they were more manly

like "honey lets watch the football game, i'll go pick up some beers and make sandwiches" or "honey give me the shotgun, i think there's something in the house"

[Squiggles]

*School Bell rings*

First class.

Teach: Alright students...blah...blah....bla h blah

*You write note*
You: Hey bud, (Guy behind you) pass this to *Chick's name here*
The dude: Kk
*He passes the note*
*She reads the note*
Note: Hey you sxy bitch.
Girl: :)

[Rookie]

Ok, i am loving sick and tired of this forum be so damn loveist. you take loving girls for granted, well what if there were no girls? you would loving miss them and you know it.

u mad

girls are good for
cooking
housework
cumdumpsters

[superslayer]

maybe if they were more manly

like "honey lets watch the football game, i'll go pick up some beers and make sandwiches" or "honey give me the shotgun, i think there's something in the house"

my mom like football than most of the guys on my street, and i life in walking distance of the OU football stadium

[Solid]

oh and whatever happened to your older brother giving you his account?