How do I keep a girl?

[Rookie]

maybe if they were more manly

like "honey lets watch the football game, i'll go pick up some beers and make sandwiches" or "honey give me the shotgun, i think there's something in the house"

if girls were manly hummanity would starve and our richards would fall off from underuse

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[superslayer]

oh and whatever happened to your older brother giving you his account?

what have i said that involves him?

[Solid]

nothing, so did it turn out to be a lie after all?

if girls were manly hummanity would starve and our richards would fall off from underuse

i mean like a manly personality but still the female body

[Regulith]

I'm a high-school senior and I've never had any more-than-a-minor-friend contact with girls. This has only just recently started to bug me and made me depressed, yet I don't have any courage to actually do anything about it. I'm forgeted. Or rather, I'm not.

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[Rookie]

my mom like football than most of the guys on my street, and i life in walking distance of the OU football stadium

too bad you cant afford a ticket
ooo

[BlackMod]

u mad

girls are good for
cooking
housework
cumdumpsters

Dude you are an idiot

[Rookie]

nothing, so did it turn out to be a lie after all?
i mean like a manly personality but still the female body

so they can make us sanwhiches, then have a beer with us?
sweet
now i just need to grow up so i can have love and drink beer

[Rookie]

Dude you are an idiot

nob

u mad

[BlackMod]

nob

u mad

Not at all.

[Messes]

Whole topic is lulz

[kevin 51l]

asking the forum how to get a girl is like asking five year olds how to get a girl, mostly because you are.



but no you get at least five words of wisdom

[Rookie]

Not at all.

then provide an intellectual argument rather than "u idiot get out"

[Bisjac]

Girlfriends are to hard to get. Collect video games instead.

[keonesan]

Lol, what's going on here? Anyways I thought Previous was female?

[Rookie]

Girlfriends are to hard to get. Collect video games instead.

then fap to the female characters
just dont fap to blockland, silly meekl