Author Topic: Oreos up the ass  (Read 10973 times)


MY star fish-OREOS ARE BLEEDING. I WAS MASTURBATING WITH A JOCK WHEN HE BROKE AND I GOT COOKIES UP MY ASS.

I live in Alabama, lol.
Oh right
the south... what do you expect?

I should hook up with those guys. Sounds like a fun time.

They're in jail.

ololololo

Also, the victim went to the emergency room with rectal bleeding. I'm not even joking.

did the victim sue them for everything they own?

They're in jail.

ololololo

Also, the victim went to the emergency room with rectal bleeding. I'm not even joking.
Well, at least he can claim money, heh.

They're in jail.

ololololo

Also, the victim went to the emergency room with rectal bleeding. I'm not even joking.
jocks: If only i could see the look on his face
victim: if only i could see the look on their raped face

You made me choke laughing.

Holy stuff why do people do this, thank god I live in Nova Scotia where things are behind the times and there aren't as many dumbasses.

The victim must be traumatized and should seriously sue them for rape.



Holy stuff why do people do this, thank god I live in Nova Scotia where things are behind the times and there aren't as many dumbasses.

The victim must be traumatized and should seriously sue them for rape.
apparently
this is everday american school

apparently
this is everday american school

Well nobody I know has ever been raped up the ass by loving cookies or something.
Good think Canada isn't like that and I'm Irish.

Well nobody I know has ever been raped up the ass by loving cookies or something.
Good think Canada isn't like that and I'm Irish.
apparently
school a place where kids have underaged love, rape eachother, and shoot eachother.
and listen to an adult talk about important stuff for 5 minutes a day


Well Nova Scotia is the really slow part of Canada, so there's no shootings, no under aged love that I know of, wouldn't be surprised from a few people I know though.

Oh and the only big thing I've seen was a drug bust across the street from my school.
They got some special police and stuff, I think there were some unlicensed firearms as well.

Funny stuff.