Martial - Exercise - Nutrition

[Sheath]

I know what I wrote, I mean satchel. It weighs about the weight of a book, probably less. I know, thats heavy. But I take it in my stride.

Psst I'm taking the piss if you haven't cottoned on yet

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[Visage]

Is the walk to the elevator uphill or flat or downhill? Also do your breasts cause back pain? Also why do you flaunt your homoloveuality with a satchel?

[Sheath]

Is the walk to the elevator uphill or flat or downhill?

The crippled movement of my legs makes any leveled platform impossible to identify.

Also do your breasts cause back pain?

I would assume so, however its hard to tell where anything is with all this fat.

Also why do you flaunt your homoloveuality with a satchel?

Every backpack I've tried won't fit. I just wrap the satchel around my neck and it remains intact with my chin.


On a serious note, I don't do any exercise (or any movement ha ha) however I am somewhat small and very skinny. I should thank my metabolism I guess. Of course, in saying that I am excessively weak and have started to experience occasional joint pain because I rarely move. I'm far too apathetic and careless to want to do anything, as of now.

[Illidan]

What lol.

you heard me babe

[psycopathic clown]

NINJA SCHOOL.

I'm sorry, but most modern "ninja" schools, are just bits and pieces of random martial arts thrown together real quick. An ACTUAL ninja spends his or her entire life learning ALL of them, en their entirety.

Good luck with that. Just felt like I needed to point that out.

[Illidan]

I'm sorry, but most modern "ninja" schools, are just bits and pieces of random martial arts thrown together real quick. An ACTUAL ninja spends his or her entire life learning ALL of them, en their entirety.

Good luck with that. Just felt like I needed to point that out.

are you kidding me lol

[Littledude]

mine was a fine black man named Carl.

what?

[Dodger]

I should attempt to do this, and burn 20 pounds instantly.

But seriously, even for a conditioned athlete, that workout would seem like a bitch.

[A.R.C.]

Otis my be a german henchman from a james bond movie...

[Otis Da HousKat]

I'm sorry, but most modern "ninja" schools, are just bits and pieces of random martial arts thrown together real quick. An ACTUAL ninja spends his or her entire life learning ALL of them, en their entirety.

Good luck with that. Just felt like I needed to point that out.

No, real ninjas don't know every martial art there is to be ultimate fighting machines. The real ninja's most important skill is his charisma and then his physical stealth.

My legs are little bit tender right now, but after I do some good stretches and a warm up I should be good to go for more.

[Madmitten]

here is what i do
wake up
do 10 crunches
get on my computer for 8 hours
go to bed
do 10 more crunches
fall asleep
repeat

[Otis Da HousKat]

here is what i do
wake up
do 10 crunches
get on my computer for 8 hours
run from the police for 6 hours
go to bed
do 10 more crunches
fall asleep
repeat

That's a pretty solid workout program.

[Madmitten]

That's a pretty solid workout program.

i know right

[Rookie]

I did the most intense workout of my life yesterday...

i had to move my keyboard D:

[Otis Da HousKat]

1 cup nonfat plain yogurt
1 frozen banana
6 frozen strawberries
1 fresh kiwi
Blend for one minute
Delicious

On top of that I ate four egg whites and a slice of whole wheat bread.