The amazingly unfortunate adventures of...

[Supreme Guy]

CURRENT STORY

Zoge, the amazingly ahndsome, orange haired alien thing found himself falling from the sky! Bewildered to why he was falling he shouted, "JESUS forget I'M PLUMMETING TO AN UNTIMELY DEMISE" whilst crying and attempting to soil himself. Strangely, Zoge decided he would perform great aerodynamic feats and sing "I'm a Barby Girl" before he activated his amazing Iron skin power which prevented him for turning into a greenish pulp on the ground. Zoge finds himeself at a beach, where there is a small robot next to him. Zoge feels he must establish his dominion over the small robot. He pelts the robot with his foot and erm... Scary stuff happens. Zoge is teleported to the plains of hell. It's all coming back to him now. Zoge remebers why he was there. A Demon named Yuityrm from the realm of hell sent out group of androids that could send living beings to the plains of hell so he could feed off their soul. In doing this, he would gather enough power to create a permanent portal between The plains of Hell and the realm of the living. Zoge's mission was to find the demon and slay him. Zoge enters the portal inside a large concrete cube with the word "market" branded above a dark portal on the wall facing towards him. Zoge enters the portal and finds him in a room, the portal has also closed behind him. The is a small sad demon with Zoge. His name is Fantablio. Zoge engages in conversation with fantablio and discoveres that his store hasn't been getting supplies for quite some time as a small religious group have been "Protesting" in the other room. Zoge agrees to get rid of the religious people in exchange for one free item from his shop.

CURRENT SCENE

CONVERSATION
Zoge: Hey, what're nice fella's like you doin' a place like this?
Armed Christian: We are cleansing the universe of eviiiiiiiil!
Zoge: Oh my, that does sound like a good cause.
Armed Christian: It is, without us the land of the living woul be overflowing with these foul hellspawn!
Zoge: Well, why'd they (They demons) want to attack Earth?
Armed Christian: Well, They uh...

...

Armed Christian: Well now that you mention it they don't seem very hostile.
Zoge: That's the spirit! So will you leave hell now and pursue other fanatical objectives? (WORDS HURR DURR)
Armed Christian: Hell no! This is probably the most respect we've been getting since we joined this cruddy religion! We're staying and if you try to stop us I'll shove a plasma shot up your nose!
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Notes
You don't have a nose
The Christians don't want to leave
If you attempt to keep trying to persuade the Christiands to elave they're gonna pop a cap in yo' ashh.
Cheese
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine
Mental state: Fff, what?
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio (Buddy), Armed Christian (acquaintance), Sad Christian (acquaintance), Generic Thug Christian (acquaintance).
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: 5 (Nice guy)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Kill the christians
Tell the Christians that They're ugly
Slap the Christians
Hug the Christians
Give the Christians high-fives
Kick the Christians in the nuts
Stare at the Christians.
Shout, "TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

scream "JESUS forget I'M PLUMMETING TO AN UNTIMELY DEMISE" and soil yourself while crying

[masterockets]

Get name: Jack
Get occupation: Builder/inventor
Get reason for being in sky: Parachuting, but forgot his parachute
Get appearance: Should I crapply draw it for you?
Basically design the main character guy: I guess I should

Maybe with glasses, a toolbelt, or some other snazzy thing a builder/inventor wold have!

[Jubel]

Another topic by you. :/

First one wasn't very good.

[masterockets]

There, now at least this topic has 4 posts when it reaches page 5!

[Squiggles]

Name: Fedus Upor
Occupation: Taco Salesman
Reason: Flying to Taco shop
Appearance: Short hair with a Mexican mustache like my avatar. White hoodie, blue shorts and sandals.
 

[Previous]

Can you name it "The amazingly unfortunate adventures of Jannet"?
Get name: Jannet

[Skateaton]

Get name: Cadel
Get reason for being in sky

[Skateaton]

start teh gaem

[PowerDag]

Be Zoge, for forget's sakes, and

scream "JESUS forget I'M PLUMMETING TO AN UNTIMELY DEMISE" and soil yourself while crying

[Joekirk]

Get name zero.
Get reason for being in the sky.

[Supreme Guy]

Be Zoge, for forget's sakes, and

scream "JESUS forget I'M PLUMMETING TO AN UNTIMELY DEMISE" and soil yourself while crying

Finally, someone with something good.

You are Zoge, an interplanetary being who possesses magicaaal powers such as, weak teleportation, telekinetic blast and iron skin.

Of yea and:

Notes:
Your facial expression is rather unusual
You could easily prevent yourself from turning into a greenish pulp on the ground
You forgot to pack your snake so you can't soil yourself
You're still pretty unsure why you're in the sky
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Excellent, a bit of trouble breathing and seeing.
Mental state: HOLYstuffWHAT
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe).
Inventory: plastic cup(1).
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Use Iron Skin power to prevent yourself from dieing.
perform amazing aerodynamic stunts whilst signing "I'm a Barby Girl"

[Skateaton]

perform amazing aerodynamic stunts whilst signing "I'm a Barby Girl"

[masterockets]

Open eyes
Use Iron skin on feet
Use telekinetic blast on shoes when near ground
stop from dieing

[Squiggles]

Use Iron skin
Once landed meet up with Agent Squiggles (Obviously this take place before The Agent)