The amazingly unfortunate adventures of...

[masterockets]

Use Iron skin
Once landed meet up with Agent Squiggles (Obviously this take place before The Agent)

then try to fight hot dog man's army

[Ad Bot]

[Legodude77]

Use iron skin then dance to rick roll.

[Supreme Guy]

'USE IRON SKIN DUN DIE LOL AND SING LIKE BARBYS LOL'

After singing and falling for a bit you land on the beach of a supposed island

Notes
There is a small and rusty four-legged robot on the beach with you.
NEW PERK ATTAINED: Dynamic hairstyling (See stats)
Because the program I'm using to draw these is gay, the grass is REALLY green.
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Excellent
Mental state: Calm
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe).
Inventory: plastic cup(1).
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes iwth every turn)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)

[masterockets]

Turn robot on
Have a robot dance

[Roxas]

Take the robot apart. Make something useful with whatever you find in there.

[Menen]

Ride Robot like Mechanical Bull

[A.R.C.]

kick robot and establish your dominance.

[masterockets]

take off shoes

[Squiggles]

kick robot and establish your dominance.

[Supreme Guy]

kick robot and establish your dominance.

You proceed to kick the robot

Notes
You're starting to doubt that this thing is just a robot
Ohmygodohmygod
NEW STATISTIC: Karma (See Stats)
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Excellent, toe is a bit sore
Mental state: freaked out
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe).
Inventory: plastic cup(1).
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes iwth every turn)
Karma: -1 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Get the forget away from that robot.
Lick the robot
Continue to watch the robot to see if anything happens.
Use telekinetic blast on robot

[masterockets]

Tell the robot "I'm sorry, I didn't see you there! need any help?"

[Legodude77]

Lick the robot

[Mazzyandmilk]

Lick the robot

[Squiggles]

CALL AGENT SQUIGGLES
ASK TO LEND GUN
ASK TO JOIN PARTY
KILL ROBOT TOGETHER

[Comatose]

Spit on robot then stomp on head until robot's head explodes.