The amazingly unfortunate adventures of...

[Cybertails1998]

now onward through the crack

[Ad Bot]

[carolcat]

now onward through the crack

CHAARGE!

 Have fun out there ;)

[Mazzyandmilk]

now onward through the crack

This.

[Moppy]

Ask him if you can steal something if you can't buy anything.

[Kiddeh]

hug demon

[Supreme Guy]

now onward through the crack

hug demon

Zoge gives Fantablio a joyous hug

Notes
There are three Christianish "Paladin"-esque midgets standing to right of the room
One of them (The ugliest) is holding a plasma weapon of sorts
One of them (The sad one) is upset about something
There is a large garage-ish hole to the right of the room (Out of sight)
There are blood stains and what-not on the foor
There is a large sign painted on the wall saying, "DOWN WITH THE DEVIL"
Zoge's hairstyle is groovin'
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine
Mental state: Fff, what?
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio (Buddy).
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: 3 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Kill the christians
Ask the Christians why they're here
Ask the Christians to leave
Tell the Christians that They're ugly
Slap the Christians
Hug the Christians
Give the Christians high-fives
Kick the Christians in the nuts
Stare at the Christians.
Shout, "TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[Cybertails1998]

Why those guys are in here?

[Supreme Guy]

Why those guys are in here?

If you read you'd know why.

[Cybertails1998]

That was an action.
> Ask those guys why they're in here.
or
> Staring contest with the armed one.

after either
> Jack his gun.

[Supreme Guy]

CONVERSATION
Zoge: Hey, what're nice fella's like you doin' a place like this?
Armed Christian: We are cleansing the universe of eviiiiiiiil!
Zoge: Oh my, that does sound like a good cause.
Armed Christian: It is, without us the land of the living woul be overflowing with these foul hellspawn!
Zoge: Well, why'd they (They demons) want to attack Earth?
Armed Christian: Well, They uh...

...

Armed Christian: Well now that you mention it they don't seem very hostile.
Zoge: That's the spirit! So will you leave hell now and pursue other fanatical objectives? (WORDS HURR DURR)
Armed Christian: Hell no! This is probably the most respect we've been getting since we joined this cruddy religion! We're staying and if you try to stop us I'll shove a plasma shot up your nose!
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Notes
You don't have a nose
The Christians don't want to leave
If you attempt to keep trying to persuade the Christiands to elave they're gonna pop a cap in yo' ashh.
Cheese
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine
Mental state: Fff, what?
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio (Buddy), Armed Christian (acquaintance), Sad Christian (acquaintance), Generic Thug Christian (acquaintance).
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: 5 (Nice guy)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Kill the christians
Tell the Christians that They're ugly
Slap the Christians
Hug the Christians
Give the Christians high-fives
Kick the Christians in the nuts
Stare at the Christians.
Shout, "TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[Cybertails1998]

Telekinetic-blast the dagger at the armed one and jack his gun

or

telekinetic-blast the dagger at the gun to break it

[Mazzyandmilk]

Tell the Christians that They're ugly

[Andretti]

Shout, "TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[Supreme Guy]

The Christians don't react so....

Notes
Armed Christian guy has a dagger stuck in his head.
Sad Christian is now happy.
Generic Christian is made of cardboard.
//NEW ITEM: Plasma Weapon\\
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine
Mental state: Huahaha.
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance, deceaced), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio (Buddy), Armed Christian (acquaintance, deceaced), Sad Christian (acquaintance).
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1), Plasma weapon(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: 10 (Bud-O-tron))
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
See why Depressed Christian is now happy
Go back and tell Fantablio
Victory fist pump

[Cybertails1998]

That guy's creepy.
> Why he's so happy?