or until everyone decides to drop religion completely and tell god to forget off for making us so imperfect
You can't tell something you do not think exists to forget off. At this point you are insane and should be seeking a mental health facility.
"A theory is an explanation of a set of related observations or events based upon proven hypotheses and verified multiple times by detached groups of researchers."
Doesn't really fit that, though. :S
I mean, yeah I could see it having some merit, but these verifications and observations are usually repeatable...
I do not like that your quote uses detached as such, as the only way a theory would be valid is if say a marine biologist tested magnetism or something to the same effect. Everything is biased, and automatically the results change based on relativity.
As for repeatable, look at some creation theories by the Navajo. (or Anasazi, I forget). They show the world to have been created at least ten times. Its rather hard to repeat the creation of the world by the way, so you should give these guys some credit for their determination.