Any one got $1300 to lend me D:

[aml]

Maybe you could sell your lasers.

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

Yeah, just let me get it out of my solid gold vault.

[Bisjac]

like we just have money sitting around

[Niven]

What happened to all that money you had to buy us stuff with?

[MasterCookie]

You know... when you buy stuff, you have to give then the money right? You don't get to keep it.
So..

[mrlolop]

I wouldn't think she's worth that much.

[Colten]

like we just have money sitting around

Meanwhile you get out of a moneybath and dry yourself off with a towel made of 100 dollar bills :(
Then you have love with your girlfriend cause your bisjac

[Ephialtes]

"Whoever guesses the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 1000 gets to give me $1300"

[mrlolop]

"Whoever guesses the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 1000 gets to give me $1300"

Sounds fun, I'm game.

[Packer]

"Whoever guesses the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 1000 gets to give me $1300"

0...
God damnit.

[Stick Man]

If the people here give you money, can't u go 2 jail?

[MasterCookie]

If the people here give you money, can't u go 2 jail?

I'm not seriously expecting to get money from any one here...

But yeah... I have about maybe, a day, 2 at the most, to get 1300. I was thinking about robbing a bank, but thats all long term, so nooo.

[Talent74]

[D3ATH]

If she truly is your girlfriend, get her one way ticket. 

[ryu hayabusa]

Riddle me this mastercookie. How is it that we give you money so you can have a happy day while the rest of us give our money away and sitt alone in the librar reading cause we got nothing better to do.