Author Topic: How Awesome are you?  (Read 5204 times)

Self-Explanatory.

How Awesome am I? I pop a Quadratini into my mouth as I casually pick up my Guitar Hero 2 controller and whack a life-size Power rangers blow up punching bag RIGHT IN ITS FACE with it.
How about you?

I'm so awesome I make humans cry.


-I go home to play the piano, play on the computer and do homework. Nothing else.
-I have everybody's phone number, but few people know my number.
-I keep my phone's sound on Alarm only because nobody will call/text me anyway.
-I've lost hope in myself every getting any relationship, and for that reason I've lost motivation for taking regular showers or washing my hair. It's not uncommon for me to forget to brush my teeth or put deodorant on.
-My friends consist of 2 friends I've had from 4th grade, 2 friends from 7th grade, and 2 /b/tards
-The friends that I haven't seen in 7 years run away from me.
-I'm not athletic at all, and am only not fat because of my metabolism.

Am I awesome yet?

75% loser.
25% all natural beef jerky.

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-All I do is richard around on the computer and do homework.
-The closest I've been to a girl my age was a Christian side hug for computer related help.
-I don't do any sports.
-I don't smoke/drink.
-People use me all the time, I get nothing in return.
-I find quadratic equations fun.

oromis, I'm with you mate.

oromis is the poster-child for self-critCIAm.
Don't be so hard on yourself! Soon you'll not only be at the legal drinking age but also the "legal" love and driving age!
It's all about time, man

More awesome than Whatevaguy, that's for sure.
Psshhh, I Love ya :3
Inb4Whatevaguy

More awesome than Whatevaguy, that's for sure.
Psshhh, I Love ya :3
Inb4Whatevaguy
~Whateva Guy

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-I have everybody's phone number, but few people know my number.
ORLLY? WHAT'S MY PHONE NUMBER THEN?

Anyway. I'm so awesome. I'm cool.


alpha male doin bitches all day erry day

I get all the ladies in Spanish I.

I'm drinking Chocolate Milk I made myself.
You know what I used to stir in the chocolate?
A MUSASHI NAGINATA.