-I go home to play the piano, play on the computer and do homework. Nothing else.
-I have everybody's phone number, but few people know my number.
-I keep my phone's sound on Alarm only because nobody will call/text me anyway.
-I've lost hope in myself every getting any relationship, and for that reason I've lost motivation for taking regular showers or washing my hair. It's not uncommon for me to forget to brush my teeth or put deodorant on.
-My friends consist of 2 friends I've had from 4th grade, 2 friends from 7th grade, and 2 /b/tards
-The friends that I haven't seen in 7 years run away from me.
-I'm not athletic at all, and am only not fat because of my metabolism.
Am I awesome yet?