Rain is God's potty break

[Squiggles]

Well now that you think of it it's kinda funny.


Rain- God's mighty piss of might!

Thunder: God's man cannon *wink*.

Hail: God's magical stuff.

Lightning: _____ (feel free to fill this in)

Discuss god and his need to use the bathroom on us.

(Yes this is a joke topic no religion wars needed)

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[Sabbin230]

Lightning = God's jizz.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Tornados are flushes from the almighty stuffter.

[Squiggles]

Tornados are flushes from the almighty stuffter.

Lol

[Altered]

Hurricanes come from God using the leaf-blower on his frontyard.

Yeah that was bad. D:

[.Aeris.]

Lightning=gonorrhea.

Anyways, I really doubt God would do that to us.

[zackin5]

Snow is mother nature's period.

[keonesan]

Lightning=gonorrhea.

Anyways, I really doubt god would do that to us.

God flooded the Earth, what makes you think he wouldn't? :/

[.Aeris.]

God flooded the Earth, what makes you think he wouldn't? :/

I doubt he would pee and poo on us for stuffs and giggles. :/

[Altered]

God flooded the Earth, what makes you think he wouldn't? :/

Motha forgeters were killing each other so God put the hurt on 'em.

Anyways, I really doubt God would do that to us.

Same.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Snow is mother nature's period.

You mean menstrual blood.

[keonesan]

Motha forgeters were killing each other so God put the hurt on 'em.

Same.

Lol.

[SuperBryno]

Earthquakes are the result of God's exersise routines.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Earthquakes are the result of God's exersise routines.

Must get a lot of action in California.

[Rainbow]

Chocolate rain.. = ?