Ok, first, use two forks to pick up a cinnamon roll. Throw them both in the sink. Next, take a fork out and scrape any frosting off. Throw the frosting on the floor. Throw the fork in the sink. Then, take out another fork, then decide you want to eat it with a spoon, and throw it in the sink. Pull out a spoon and try it. It doesn't work. Throw it in the sink. Next, take a knife out and tell yourself you're gonna cut it. Don't try very hard, and decide it's too dull. Throw it in the sink. Next, turn the garbage disposal on. It gets clogged with metal. Throw it in the sink. Call a plumber. Throw the phone in the sink. When he comes, he takes out a pipe and sets it beside him and tells you to make sure it doesn't roll away. Throw it in the sink. When he says "Wtf?" throw his wrench in the sink. When he gets up to get it, throw him in the sink. You decide to wash away the blood, so turn the sink on. The pipe is removed and the blood falls out. Throw it in the sink. The blood slips out of your hands. Put them in the sink. Hold them there until the police get there. Throw there guns and batons in the sink. Throw the rest of the silverware in the sink cops.
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