I got suspended... Again... (4th time, 2 years..)

[Roknrollwill]

Don't be hatin'.

How can I not hate how they use the English language improperly, how they think they are all cool and 'gangsta', how they think they could make a gang in what used to be a great place to live, now completely destroyed by them.

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[Otis Da HousKat]

Big deal, flipping people is easy.

[Roknrollwill]

Big deal, flipping people is easy.

Why brag so much?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Why brag so much?

Because I can flip your ass and know fifty different ways to kill you dead with a pen.

[Niblic]

Okay, so today, Joe called my girl a whore because she wouldn't go out with him.  Me and my friend weren't gonna take that, so we kicked his ass before 5th period (WE FLIPPED HIM!).  Then my friend got caught but I ran away.  I was scared for the rest of the school day, and right when I was like "I am not getting in trouble, there is only 5 minutes of school left.", THE PRINCIPLE WALKS IN.  Damn it, I am suspended, and I won't be back for a week.  :/

Okay, so you got an autistic girl who has social disorders and her cousin/adviser took her away from and you got really pissed off because that made you look like a tool. You caused him to do a 360 flip in mid-air at your 5th period, which breaks the laws of physics because ALL schools are filled with thin helium. Right when you're about to do your cheesy James Bond escape-the-plane  moment, your kismesis comes in and forgets everything up. You are now suspended from school for not following the laws of physics, congratulations.

[otto-san]

you can kill anyone with anything

[Otis Da HousKat]

you can kill anyone with anything

But no one suspects the pen.

[otto-san]

But no one suspects the pen.

I assure you, I'd first expect the pen.

I'd least expect one to asphyxiate me with a Lays chips bag.

[A.R.C.]

Because I can flip your ass and know fifty different ways to kill you dead with a pen.

Come at me, bro...

[Niblic]

you can kill anyone with anything

Book? You can TOTALLY crack someone's skull in one hit, Twilight books and dictionaries are recommended

Glasses? You can OBVIOUSLY crack it because it has glass and stab someone in one hit, stupid shader hippie glasses with ACTUAL GLASS on it are recommended

Expensive computers? You can I ALREADY KNEW THISly electrocute someone in the back with it in, monstrous computers plated with loving DIAMONDS are recommended.

Pens? No, you write with those.

[JAW959]

NEEDS MORE loving BOLD AAHHHHH ASDF
Also more pagestretch.
Also I'm a crazy liar.

Also OP is an internet tough guy.

[Tom]

So did you impress your whore?

[Harm94]

I am a good kid, that is why my record is clean.

[otto-san]

So did you impress your whore?

Haaaa. 

[(Fallen)]

I got in a fight about a few weeks ago.
Some random fat kid walks up to my table and starts trash talking me.
So it goes on for like 10 minutes while i sit there then finally i stand up in front of him. He then pushes me. So i push him back and it becomes a pushing match so i punch him in the face and the fight started.
The yard aid later broke it up and we both got suspended for a day.
It was my first offence and his like 9th offence he should have gotten a bigger punishment but due to our liberal school system we have to have equal rights and bullstuff no matter what the circumstance is.