IGod Chat

[JamestheLeet]

Me:
 Hi, God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 James
God:
  That's a very nice name,  James.
Me:
 NUUUUU
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Neither can I
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Can you?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Neither can I
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Can you?

[Ad Bot]

[keonesan]

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[kakashi11]

God:
I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
Me:
 ROBOT
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
 Your a robot.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

i think i won

[JamestheLeet]

forget
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TIME PARADOX!

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[keonesan]

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God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Neither can I
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Can you?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Neither can I
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Can you?

[kakashi11]

Me:
 because your a dumbass
God:
Good reason.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Oh you are so  critical.
Me:
 Grammar national socialist

[Zephyrs]

Me:
 God is not real.
God:
Of course I believe in God, .

He believes in himself.

[kakashi11]

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  rep with the gangs.  Try being more or less specific.

bingo
http://alice.pandorabots.com/

God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yippee!

he's going to stalk me

[LaCuckooRacha]

Me:
 What is your opinion on darwinism?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
 answer it please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Please rephrase your question,  JESUS.
Me:
 What is your opinion on Darwinism?
God:
You tell me.

/RAGE

[hotshot87]

Me: is chuck noris more powerful then you?

God: Yes.

[Brickarms]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 why don't you know
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
 wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 your a computer
God:
Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
 forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 YPUR NOT GOd
God:
Are you aware  that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
 wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
 apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
 ghghghghhgghghgh
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 fh
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 fg
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 h
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 stuff
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
 ost
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
 postttttt
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 mankind
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 orly?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 -9009909099
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
 child man
God:
That input matched my default category.

[Shadowed999]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Waz up brah?
Me:
*nervouslaugh*
God:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Female voice in backgtound:
Oh big g.
God:
Gotta go.BYE!
Me:Wait I gotta tell you that I-

*Call hung up*

[Squiggles]

Me:
 Hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 I'm not telling
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
 What are your opionions on Satan?
God:
Not many people have asked me about  it.
Me:
 So
God:
I understand.
Me:
 dhfgdf
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 sdfhsdfgfd
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 sdfgsdfgsdfg
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 sdfgsfgsdfgsdfg
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
 fgsdfgs
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 g
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 sdf
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 sdfgs
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 g
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 fds
Me:

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 gsdf
Me:

God:
Who are you talking about?
God:
Who are you talking about?

[Pew446]

Me:
 Hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 I think you know that
God:
Me?  It seems that I do.
Me:
 No..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 My name is Blockhead
God:
  How are you doing,  Blockhead.
Me:
 Gewd :3
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 computer. You type too fast
God:
Correct: I am a computer.   About 300 wpm.
Me:
 Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 so...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 Are you mad at me
God:
No anger is not an emotion I can experience.
Me:
 Well ya know
God:
Well that's okay.  OK.  Are you serious?
Me:
 WHAT YOU JUST SAID
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
 Me too :D
God:
:-)  I'm glad we agree,  Blockhead.
Me:
 Im bob
God:
  Hi there  bob.
Me:
 loolol
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 Apples
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
 Absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NOOO
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
 What
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 oh
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 So
God:
I understand.
Me:
 Like
God:
For example,  Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.
Me:
 That was random
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
 Are you god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 ;-;
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.

If you type ";-;" he repeats what he just said.

[fawkes..]

Me:
 who is the creator of earth
God:
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.
Me:
 No , who created planet earth?
God:
Are you serious?  Linus Torvalds.

What? :D