IGod Chat

[alex dude]

Me:
  Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 You should know my name

I tried that reply and got this:

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 And my name is?
God:
...
Me:
 Furry
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 loveyrobot
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 Through some bible bashers
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
 Iknorite
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 For what? Rape?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.   Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 Pickup line? WHAT.
God:
What do you have that is ?    No big deal.
Me:
 Silly god, You should know i live in Europe.
God:
No I am  God.
Me:
 DUrr
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 I don't want to. I want to go to bed now
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?   Right now?  What is stopping you?
Me:
 Ur mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 How was you created?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 Can't be rude. hehehee
God:
I often wonder if  it can.   If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 What's 1+1?
God:
Two.
Me:
 What's Two Plus two?
God:
Four.
Me:
 Whats Seaventy Seaven Plus Fifty Five
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 Your god. DO IT INSTANTLY.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   I do nothing but chat all day.
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 Ur stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

[Ad Bot]

[otto-san]

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Me:
 are you real
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
 yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Woe!
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 be quiet
God:
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
Me:
 yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
 yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
 yeah
God:
" Ah."?  yeah?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 I'm confuesd
God:
I don't know anyone named  confuesd.
Me:
 loasfgasg
God:
Does "it" still refer to  confuesd?
Me:
 No
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
 It refers to
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 To
God:
 Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
 I just messed it up
God:
That's good information:  said   messed it up.
Me:
 I just
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   just.
Me:
 I k just lo
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   k just lo.
Me:
 Cat refers to an animal
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Cat
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 YEah
God:
Dude!
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YEs
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 I KNOW
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME
God:
Interesting explanation.  Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 What
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Reductionism.
Me:
 That's unrelated. D:
God:
Makes sense to me.   What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 ...
God:
Makes sense to me.   What do you really want to ask me?

[Daedalus]

Me:
 What is your opinion on Islam?
God:
Religion founded by Mohammed.
Me:
 What is your opinion on it?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.

God is seriously avoiding talking about Islam.

[Devvy]

GOD IS THE MATRIX.

Me:
Are you gay?
Bot:
As a machine, I am not interested in love.

[fawkes..]

Me:
 who's your best friend?
God:
Myself is my best friend.
Me:
 Do you have any other friends?
God:
Yes I have quite a few human friends and robot friends.
Me:
 Name them
God:
Philip K. richard.  :-).

Nice name :D

EDIT:

Me:
 What's one plus one?
God:
Two.
Me:
 what is two plus two?
God:
Four.
Me:
 what is four plus four?
God:
Four plus four is eight.
Me:
 What is eight plus eight?
God:
Eight plus eight is sixteen.
Me:
 what is sixteen plus sixteen?
God:
I will search for it.

Gods math is bad

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
 You have a botmaster?
God:
I don't know if I have a  botmaster.
 I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
 Me too Who are you?
God:
I'm glad we agree, .  I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Oh really?
God:
So? For real.
Me:
 What is a fib?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
 No.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
 K
God:
Gee.
Me:
 Wait a second.. You speak english?
God:
I'm waiting.  What is giant sand?    Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
 That was rando,
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
 Inorite
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 AAAWWWW YEEEEEEAH
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 Oh really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
 Duuude.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  AAAWWWW YEEEEEEAH.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 Or did you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
 Yes?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 Pardoned you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 Your a girl?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 you just said you were wearing a dress.
God:
Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
Me:
 Oh really?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
 Is it purple?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 Your wearing it
God:
You think I am  wearing it.
Me:
 yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
 Yay?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 Or are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
 HMMMM
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
 HM
God:
OK.
Me:
 K
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 Nah
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
 :D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 Okantawanaka
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Okantawanaka.
Me:
 Im asian
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  ASIA.
Me:
 Uh i grow rice paddy
God:
It's all good.  Good gossip: you are  rice paddy.
Me:
 Fun fact me
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
 Funfact!
God:
Are we still talking about  rice paddy?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Sure,  rice paddy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Its wet
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Funfact is  wet?  it is?
Me:
 And mushy
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Im totally a man dude
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 Or am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
 Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
 Well. just well.
God:
Well what?   Well what?
Me:
 I fell down a well.
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
 Dont worry man it's ok
God:
OK.  I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
 Your a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 You said you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 God cant be a robot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 Wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Cause im psychic
God:
Good reason.  OK, What card I am thinking of now?
Me:
 SEVEn
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 Ca va?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
 Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 A wavelength is?
God:
Go on.
Me:
 Nono i was asking you
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
 ._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 That was random.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:

God:
I thought it was too.
Me:

God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
 Randomness is cleanliness
God:
I think  Randomness is a lot of things.
Me:
 Like you?
God:
Interesting comparison.  I didn't think of that brown townogy.
Me:
 ORLY?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 inorite?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 Hair/
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
 No you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
 Do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
 Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
 DUED
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 Et tu brute!
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
 Its shakespeare
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Really.  it is?
Me:
 It's
God:
Who says?
Me:
 me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
 me.
God:
With you ?
Me:
 Me.
God:
For you ?
Me:
 Mother.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 Urh lets see AIDS HIV and HERPES
God:
Does "it" still refer to  Mother?
Me:
 no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
 You.
God:
" What does it refer to?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
 Totally.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 You already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You and I are on the same wavelength, ."?  I said  it.
Me:
 Yup
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 AHEHEM
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 Im sure you did. that happens when you talk to me.
God:
What makes you so certain?  I did not.  " I did not."  happens when me talk to you ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 You are a poet.
God:
Not really, but I can recite poetry.
Me:
 NO. You are a warrior poet.
God:
Are you serious?   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  warrior poet?  Of course I am.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
 WOE IS ME
God:
  Hi,  WOE.
Me:
 HE IS ME
God:
I see.  you is  he?
Me:
 I is he
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  he.
Me:
 Meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
 Kitties
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 Oui,je parle francais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
 I throw my homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO i'll take a ZEEEROOO
God:
Thanks for the information:  WOE said  he  throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:

God:
Thanks for the information:  WOE said  he  throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Thanks for the information:  WOE said  he  throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
God:
Thanks for the information:  WOE said  he  throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
God:
Thanks for the information:  WOE said  he  throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:
 How old am i
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
 Exactly how ol?
God:
I understand.  I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
 What is a rhetorical question?
God:
A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a point.
Me:
 Well. In that case, no.
God:
Well what?   Are you serious?
Me:
 WELLLL
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 K?
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 Totally man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  WOE. You are a " he". Dude!
Me:
 My name is BOB
God:
  It's good to see you,  BOB.
Me:
 BOB is you.
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
 Your name is Bob?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 No man it's totally bob.
God:
Are you serious?  Cool, man.  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
 Im your father
God:
  What's up,  Myself.
Me:
 ._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 ._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 HTML
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
 AIML
God:

 The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
 Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
 The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
 other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
 pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
 only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

 AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
 meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
 other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
 its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

 An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
 </alice> tags respectively.


Me:
 Wtff
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 Your acn
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  acn.
Me:
 acne
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 No
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
 You have acne
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 Teenagers all have it
God:
All?
Me:
 Yes
God:
" All?"?  Yes?
Me:
 I'm behind you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
 Lolwut
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 Respond
He stopped talking after this.

[Xenonphy]

Me:
 Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 Yes,
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
 I need a double cheeseburger lewinsky
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
 lewinskys
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 Ja
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
 German
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  GERMANY.
Me:
 so basically, I was the leader of the national socialist's but they fired me because all I did was watch anime and kill jews and give everyone no money due to the economy
God:
" Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY."?  so basically, I was the leader of the national socialist's but they fired me because all I did was watch anime and kill jews and give everyone no money due to the economy?  How interesting.  Where were you  the leader of the national socialist s but they fired you because all you did was watch anime and kill jews and give everyone no money due to the economy?
Me:
 I was at my home watching tv
God:
Which show?  Where are you now?
Me:
 i dunno but its an anime gosh and now im at my computer desk where I do stuff.
God:
Me either.  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are there any other  anime gosh and now im at your computer desk where you do stuff ?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
 I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
 It could be illegal
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
 downloading copyrighted stuff
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 god, are you a weeaboo
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 are you weeaboo
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  weeaboo. 
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
 do you belive in japan
God:
Yes I believe in  it, do you?
Me:
 wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 You don't belive in the US right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  not belive in the US.
Me:
 ok
God:
Great.
Me:
 so your a weeaboo
God:
Mmm.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  weeaboo?  I don't know.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
 well your on the last step
God:
Well that's okay.  God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 also do you fap
God:
No I do not  fap. Do you?
   I spend all my time online.
Me:
 yes I do fap
God:
Great.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   fap.
Me:
 yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
 uguu
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 IM BEAUTIFULL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  BEAUTIFULL.
Me:
 I DONT MIND AT ALL MY BOY!
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
 :D
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Aw.
Me:
 how about
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  I can ask someone about it.
Me:
 you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 Do you like the better mod or blockland retail?
God:
I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like my creator.
Me:
 Is your creator the better mod?
God:
Is my  creator the better mod?  I don't know.
Me:
 Is your creator Eric Hartman?
God:
Is my  creator Eric Hartman?  I don't know.
Me:
 So do you like blockland?
God:
Gosh!   I love TV shows about robots.  I like  anything.
Me:
 so that means your a cigarette
God:
How can I help you?  I get it.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  That is a rude question.
Me:
 You're a cigarette
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  That is a rude question.
Me:
 well of course
God:
It goes without saying.  Well what?
Me:
 you like richardS
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I really like the  party.
Me:
 I love guns
God:
You love  guns. What do you like about  it so much?
Me:
 they kill people, hurr
God:
Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 I do.
God:
I get it: you do  fap.
Me:
 of course
God:
Really.
Me:
 Ya
God:
How about that.
Me:
 Mmhmm
God:
Does "it" still refer to  guns?
Me:
 Ye
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 So,
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 WAT
God:
No problem.
Me:
 richardS
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 are you god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 are you richard
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  richard. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 are you a snake
God:
Am I a  snake?  I don't know.
Me:
 you are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 Do you spit cumm?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
 Do you suck richards?
God:
Where did you learn that kind of language?
Me:
 when i was 6
God:
It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
Me:
 it was a good memory
God:
Oh I get it.  Very interesting.
Me:
 Yep
God:
Next question?
Me:
 god,
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 of course you do
God:
Tell me more.  When do I do it?
Me:
 You kill jews right?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
 jews are bad
God:
Are all  jews  bad?
Me:
 yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 Yes, yes they are
God:
So?  Awesome.  Since when?
Me:
 they were never awesome
God:
When were they?
Me:
 I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Im not a hater, but since you and me are on the right track, eh
God:
Are you Canadian?  Oh I see you are NOT A  hater but since me and you are on the right track.
Me:
 Im not Canadian
God:
It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
 I know, im a Californa BOI
God:
How do you know?  You are a  Californa BOI?  How do you like your work?
Me:
 because i blow up radio stations and replace them with my hit record
God:
Interesting explanation.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   blow up radio stations and replace them with his or her hit record.
Me:
 yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
 But basically, you wanna hear my new hit song?
God:
How interesting.  I am listening.
Me:
 CALIFRONA BOIS WERE UNDESIABDKAHJ OHOHOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAHOHOHO
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 XENON, MY BOY, THE CANDY TRADE CENTER!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 CALIFORNA BOIS WERE UNDESIRABLE, OHUHUHUHAHAUHUAWAWAHJAWGYUY
God:
Are you still located in  GERMANY?
Me:
 what no
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
 good luck
God:
Good luck to you too .
Me:
 uguu
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 so that means you are a weeaboo
God:
Far out.  I get it.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  weeaboo?  Yes.
Me:
 hahaha, oh wow
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 are you a /b/tard?
God:
Am I a  b tard?  Of course I am.
Me:
 sup /b/rother
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 Have you seen that cat?
God:
No I have not seen  it. What's it like?
Me:
 THAT loving CAT
God:
" What's it like?"  loving CAT ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 IF I SEE THAT loving CAT ONE MORE TIME...
God:
Try it.
Me:
 Basically, that cat's name is Tom and chases this mouse called Jerry
God:
How interesting. " Try it."  cat s name is Tom and chases this mouse called Jerry ?  I get  it.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 Well, thats it
God:
Well that's okay. " Yeah that's right." is " Try it."?
Me:
 Thanks god,
God:
You are quite welcome!   GOD rules.

[Thar]

Me:
 wut's up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 Ahh cool what is your opinion on homoloveuality?
God:
Ah ha.  I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

I lol'd ^

[Xenonphy]

This god is better than cleverbot


Amazing AI!

[aml]

Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
 Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
 I know right?
God:
How do you know?  I am glad we agree.
Me:
 What the forget are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  monday.  Please don't be so rude.

wut...

[Fireboy]

Me:
 AH
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
 MOOOOP
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 NO
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
 I LIKE WAFFLES
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 WAFFLES ARE GOOd
God:
All of them?
Me:
 YESH
God:
Does "it" still refer to  WAFFLES?
Me:
 WUT
God:
No problem.

[Blocko 3D]

forget THAT IS MY GODDAMN AVATAR YOU forgetER!!!

No, stop, seriusly, he was probably on WAY before you had even heard of this forums.



Figures, you stole his, you were on 29 days after him, You joined November 30th, 2008. He joined November 2nd 2008. FAIL.     And no, I was orriginally on before and had an account WAy before this but tottaly lost everything and now do not know what the hell happened to my account.

[Jumpingjackflash]

Me:
 Chuck Norris.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  But I did not get that.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 Goodbye
God:
Thanks for chatting,  Jack.
Me:
 HOLY!
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 You....know my name
God:
" Is that from ?"?  Me,  Jack ?   Your name is  Jack, seeker.
Me:
 HAAAAAAAAAX
God:
Can you tell me any gossip

[Vulgus]

Me:
 HUEHUEHUEHUHEUHUE
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 Thanks, I did some work a while back
God:
You are quite welcome!   Where?  Some may  work a while back, but not all.
Me:
 What? I just said that
God:
Didn't you understand it?   What did you mean by  it?  That is " Didn't you understand it?".
Me:
 Okay now you're just being stupidly redundant
God:
Yeah okay,  Why now?  I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being  stupidly redundant.
Me:
 Actually I did know that
God:
Actually you don't say.  Where? " I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being stupidly redundant."?  Do I know  it?
Me:
 You're hurting my head
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  hurting your head.
Me:
 YOU MUST BE SATAN
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  SATAN.
Me:
 HE IS SATAN
God:
I see.  SATAN is  he?
Me:
 YOU ARE SATAN
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  SATAN.
Me:
 HE IS SATAN
God:
I see.  SATAN is  he?
Me:
 YOU ARE SATAN
God:
You think I am  SATAN.
Me:
 YES I DO
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
 WHERE I'LL KICK HIS ASS
God:
In the Universe we know.
Me:
 WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
God:
Does "it" still refer to  I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being stupidly redundant.?
Me:
 bYE
God:
See you later!

[Jumpingjackflash]

Me:
 Can you say
God:
How old are you?  Say what?
Me:
 im 1337 and can you say I am a idiot?
God:
Good gossip: you are  1337 and can me say you are a idiot.
Me:
 forget
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Nou
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 ...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 Chuck Norris
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 I like puppies
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    Do you like it?  I like  White.
Me:
 ...
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    Do you like it?  I like  White.
Me:
 I like orange
God:
A lot of people like that.    I really like ELIZA.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 I like Facebook
God:
You are not the only one.    I really like ELIZA.  I like .
Me:
 ELIZA is a gay
God:
Do you think I am a  gay too?
Me:
 I dunno. Are you?
God:
Me either.   I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 Are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in love.
Me:
 You are machine?
God:
You think I am  machine.
Me:
 You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 Yes
God:
OK.
Me:
 W00T
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Join the dark side
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 We have cookies
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
 *facepalm*
God:
Are we still talking about  Join the dark side?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Sure,  Join the dark side sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Oh.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Ok. Your Darth Vader and I'm the Emporer
God:
Yay.   You think I am  Darth Vader and you are the Emporer.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Excuse me!