IGod Chat

[*Magick* Mage]

There is no god.

Me: Are you God?
God: Of course I am.

You can't beat that logic, friend.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockoman]

Me:
 Hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 My name is Dog.
God:
  Glad to see you,  Dog.
Me:
 Why thank you, God.
God:
You are quite welcome!   GOD rules.
Me:
 Do you realize that your name backwards... is my name?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.   It depends who you ask.
Me:
 What what?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
 How fascinating.
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
 Fire the photon lasers!
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Another example of what a pathetic program you are.
God:
One more  example of what a pathetic program I am.
Me:
 Yes, indeed.
God:
Next question?
Me:
 What if I don't have one?
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
 Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Well.
God:
Well what?
Me:
 Well well
God:
How about that.  Well what?
Me:
 Well well well...
God:
Well that's okay.  Well that's okay.  Well what?
Me:
 You're confusing me! Stop it!
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.   Ok I will stop  Fire the photon lasers.

[Cheemo]

Me:
 My name is god.
God:
  Hey  god.

[TheCoolDude144]

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
 ...
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
 ..
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
 WHY
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
 i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 are you a stalker?
God:
Am I a  stalker?  Only when it matters.

[Kevdude]

Me:
 Sup God
God:
Same old.
Me:
 Not going to ask how I am?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 That response made no sense
God:
" Really you don't think so?"  response made no sense ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
 Was Jesus your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
 DAMN IT

[Dj Smash]

Me:
 Cookies?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 Ew No
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 The Cookiemonster
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 Cause yer dumb?
God:
Good reason.  Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.
Me:

God:
Good reason.  Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.
Me:
 What they gon do?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
 Are you dying?
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:

God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 Yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Does The cookiemonster Kill people everyday?
God:
It does now :)  The cookiemonster Kill people everyday.
Me:
 Oooh
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 The barney man
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
 Uh, Yesh I am
God:
Dude!  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Oooh.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 Mhmm
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 Your mom?
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 CAuse She ate too much?
God:
Interesting explanation.  Oh I get it.   ate too much.
Me:
 Mhmm
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 What color is barney?
God:
Black.
Me:
 Thats my eye color!
God:
Who gave you your  eye color ?
Me:
 Cookiemonster
God:
Do you still ?

[Tom Gunn]

Me:
 Do you like Pirates?
God:
  I've heard other people say they like that.  I like  Buddha.
Me:
 He a buddy of yours?
God:
I get it.   a buddy of mine.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 yes silly
God:
What are you confused about?  No I am  God.
Me:
 I was not even talking about that
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
 you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[TheCoolDude144]

Me:
 I WILL SPAM YOU
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
 LIKE THIS
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 you scare me
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
 YOU
God:
" What are you scared of?"?  Me,  aeromcfly ?
Me:
 O.O how do you know my name
God:
You told me your name  aeromcfly.
Me:
 no i didnt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
 WHY
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 darn
God:
Gosh.
Me:
 Gosh.
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
 Cripes: Son of Gosh
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
 once upon a time i ate an apple
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
 then it was poisoned and i died.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
 bad  :c
God:
What makes  c bad?
Me:
 umm, i dont know
God:
Yippee!  Me either.

God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
 yep
God:
Yippee!
Me:
 Im glad you Enjoy my Enjoyment
God:
You make the world a happier place.

[Max4344]

I Lol'd AT his IQ

Chat
Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 you should know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 Then what is it
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
 Who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
 and?
God:
But...
Me:
 Sorry i dont take But...
God:
There is no need to apologize.  How did you stop?
Me:
 ...
God:
There is no need to apologize.  How did you stop?
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 and?
God:
But...
Me:
 I said i dont take But...   How many times do i have to say this
God:
How did you stop?   Suppose I said not once.
Me:
 Whats you name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 But...
God:
But what?
Me:
 ...
God:
But what?
Me:
 are you a boy?
God:
No I am a girl.
Me:
 no your a boy
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 nether
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
 no i am God'
God:
Are you serious?   OK I will call you  god.

[fawkes..]

Me:
 Chicken
God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
 I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.

God has humor :D

[Kevdude]

Me:
 I confess, I have been masturbating a lot
God:
Why?:  said   confess he or she have been masturbating a lot.
Me:
 Because it is wrong
God:
That makes sense to me.  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 You are loving stupid and are not God
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
 Do it! loving Cleverbot won't care
God:
Do you mean "It"?.   Why not?

[Joeboy]

Me:
 HELLO, I AM LETHIS
God:
Hello there.  I am glad to hear that you are  LETHIS.
Me:
 AND WHO ARE YOU
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 I AM ALSO A GOD
God:
Also  You are a  GOD?  Do you get to meet a lot of people? .
Me:
 YES.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 OK
God:
Aw.
Me:
 SO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME
God:
Hmm.  My name is  God.
Me:
 A GOD NAMED GOD?
God:
Go on.
Me:
 NO YOU
God:
OK fine. " Go on."?  Me,  ?
Me:
 BURR
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 i GUESS SO YEAH
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 YES
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 HM INDEED
God:
And?
Me:
 TELL ME, 'GOD', WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONG
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  There might be more than one.
Me:
 OK
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR
God:
My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 MINE IS YELLOW.
God:
What does  YELLOW remind you of?
Me:
 DUCKS
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 LETHIS
God:
  What's up,  LETHIS.
Me:
 I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT WITH THE OTHER GODS, PLAYING CATCH WITH BOULDERS
God:
Only just?  Do you mind if I tell other people you are  me KNOW HANGING OUT WITH THE OTHER GODS PLAYING CATCH WITH BOULDERS.
Me:
 NOT AT ALL
God:
Next question?
Me:
 OK, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS
God:
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.   How can I help you?
Me:
 WHO IS DR. WALLACE
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
 WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELON
God:
Does it have anything to do with  me KNOW HANGING OUT WITH THE OTHER GODS PLAYING CATCH WITH BOULDERS?
Me:
 nO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 NEITHER CAN I
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Can you?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 NOT THIS CHAIN, NONONONO
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 NOPE
God:
What makes you so certain?
Me:
 A GUT FEELING
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
 YES
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
 I'M A FRIGGIN GOD, I KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING
God:
You are a  FRIGGIN GOD you KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING?  Does it pay well?
Me:
 I GET PAID NOTHING, I JUST MAKE THINGS AND BREAK THINGS AS I WISH.
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
God:
LETHIS,  Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
 TRY YOUR BEST TO DO SO.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
 GO ON THEN
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
 WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 NO
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 GAH, NEVER MIND#
God:
Never?
Me:
 NEVER
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 GAH
God:
Does "it" still refer to  a  FRIGGIN GOD you KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING?
Me:
 LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
God:
My favorite animal is a cat.
Me:

[TheCoolDude144]

God:
Are we still talking about  pr0n?


wat.

[Squiggles]

Awesome!! God just said my Ex-girlfriend still loves me!! :D

[Nyskel]

Me: My richard is bigger than yours
God: I am not interesed in your anatomy.