How would you escape from prison?

[legolasruels]

by firing mha lazoer

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[The Corporation]

okay, when I come back from my walk, there will be a new way that that I escape.

[Chocolatemonster]

By getting a spoon, and then sharpening it so it's like a knife, and then cutting the bars and then take one of the bars as a weapon, then hit any guard and steal their weapons then run for the exit and fly away in my little tricycle

[PossesedAngel]

stop being stupid and there will be no problem

ogm mad is now my favorit super hero

[Visage]

Every job application has a personality question and it always says:

1. It maddens you when a guilty criminal goes free
a) Strongly Agree
b) Agree
c) Disagree
D) Strongly Disagree

And I always think to myself "how the forget can they be guilty and set free."

Anyway why would you want to escape? Free food, a place to stay, and all the crazy buttlove you can ask for.

[D3ATH]

I wouldn't escape a jail here. They are like resort homes here.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Nuke tiem?

[The Corporation]

I would
1.- Find a piece of metal, and sharpen it to make a shank
2.- Use Houdini's magic trick of getting out of cuffs to make it look like I am cuffed.
3.- While 2 guards are escorting me, I pull the shank out, kill both surprised guards, and take their guns.
4.- Avoid security
5.- Near the end, get grazed by a .338 rifle, and make it to the highway.

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[tails]

A time manipulation gun.

[Visage]

By getting a spoon, and then sharpening it so it's like a knife, and then cutting the bars and then take one of the bars as a weapon, then hit any guard and steal their weapons then run for the exit and fly away in my little tricycle

They have plastic spoons, you could make a shank out of it but it won't cut bars, it would actually be faster to use dental floss and rub it against the bar to cause friction.

[A.R.C.]

Pay my sentence.

[D3ATH]

And the bars are hard enough, so sharp spoon wouldn't do stuff. Even cutting them with metal saw would take some time.

[Madmitten]

I'd pay with my blood

[Chocolatemonster]

They have plastic spoons, you could make a shank out of it but it won't cut bars, it would actually be faster to use dental floss and rub it against the bar to cause friction.

Oh, well that completely flaws my plan then.

[Threule]

By being a citizen and dont breaking rules. No prison needed