Author Topic: Historical Misconceptions I get pissed at.  (Read 6820 times)

Misconception #6

George Washington's wife was dumpy and ugly.

FALSE


the one on the right is the wife
I'd hit it.

People who rant and rave that Columbus wasn't the first to discover the Americas forget the fact that his voyages were magnitudes more significant in the course of world events.

Misconception #6

George Washington's wife was dumpy and ugly.

FALSE


the one on the right is the wife
I'd hit it.

Damn, Washington was big entrepreneur in.


Nobody in their right mind though the world was flat before Columbus.  If you look at statues of Atlas, is he carring a disc? No, he is carrying a globe.
If anything, Columbus was in the wrong as his reasoning was that the world was much skinnier than was calculated. He got really lucky he found a land mass before his crew died of starvation.

Also also, Jesus wasn't white. *GASP*



We're the main good guy in every game. We always win and have won every war ever. And are completely innocent and have never done wrong because we are awesome.
What are you stupid? We have not won every war ever. Tell me exactly what happened in Vietnam and Korea before you push your head up your ass.

What are you stupid? We have not won every war ever. Tell me exactly what happened in Vietnam and Korea before you push your head up your ass.


come again.
You think the Atomic bombing was unjustified?

What are you stupid? We have not won every war ever. Tell me exactly what happened in Vietnam and Korea before you push your head up your ass.


There is no joke you stuffs.

There is no joke you stuffs.
oh my god you're blind.
someone get this man a new sarcasm detector.

oh my god you're blind.
someone get this man a new sarcasm detector.
Use it right.

Also also, Jesus wasn't white. *GASP*
Uh...So what was he?

Oh right.  Jewish.

I want to go back in time and forget Martha Washington.