Short cut Chapter 1. The entrepreneur le gods

[PhireX7]

Eat one corpse,Sell other one

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

Bump, updates tomorrow or day after! :D I'm still at my cousins.

[Squiggles]

Too lazy to draw right now but,

Short cut notices that a entrepreneur le is growing again, Beebo's body dissapeared and the cop's randomly bursted into flames. You hear in the distance of hefty men calling your name.


Inventory 2/25Fists
Pistol
Interactive objects in roomFrederick's flaming Corpse
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 3: ||||||||||||||| (0/20 EXP)
Effects:OTHERYou grew a entrepreneur le

[Supreme Guy]

Make a remark about how girly you look.

[Xenonphy]

Run up to the men and ask them for a condom, you need it to prevent human loveuality, STDS, and AIDS!

[Squiggles]

Sorry for no updates yesterday other than that one. It was raining like crazy so I had to turn the comp off.

Make a remark about how girly you look.

Short: I look so girly with this hair.

Inventory 2/25Fists
PistolInteractive objects in roomFrederick's Corpse
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 3: ||||||||||||||| (0/20 EXP)
Effects:OTHERThe hefty men call louder.

[hotshot87]

Pop the entrepreneur le you just grew.

[JTBreslow]

eat dirt

[-Red-]

Pop the entrepreneur le you just grew.

Are you mad?! You'll end up in another stuffhole of a country, I say leave It untill the swelling dies down.

[hotshot87]

Are you mad?! You'll end up in another stuffhole of a country.

Exactly.

[-Red-]

Fine, Burst zip in the vice of a work bench in the nearby village >:D

[Sarge121]

run at the burly men at full speed, and say the cop shot beebo then himself in a mad frenziii

[hotshot87]

Shoot yourself to make it look like you were a bystander.

[Xenonphy]

Run up to the men and ask them for a condom, you need it to prevent human loveuality, STDS, and AIDS!

do it friend

[Squiggles]

Hefty men: Dang it SHORT CUT!!!!!!!!
*Phwoosh*
Short cut: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh

*Rip*
???1: Oh lord......
???2: Oh god.....
???3: He.......the.....HIS CLOTHES RIPPED IN THE TELEPORT THING!

Short cut: Uhm....who are you guys???
???1: We are the entrepreneur le gods! I'm Delkapop
???2: I'm Feerzity
???3: And I'm Bob.
Delkapop: Feerzity, clothes him.
*Bzzzrt*
Short cut: Woah!

Delkapop: Listen, short. You never knew it but you have magic entrepreneur les. We figured you have a entrepreneur le right now, but it's not a magical entrepreneur le, here.
*Item received. Magic bacon greese (5)*
Short cut: Uhh......
Delkapop: Rub it on dat entrepreneur le.
*Rub*
*Pweeeee*
Feerzity: Now, say where you wanna go then pop it!
Delkapop: Owait! Also here.
*Magical touch ability*
Delkapop: That allows you to touch the grease to make it magical.
Bob: For those times you get regular bacon greese.
Short cut: Uhh.... thanks??
Delkapop: Now, say where you wanna go, then pop it!

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Inventory 3/25Fists
Pistol
Magic bacon greese (5)Interactive objects in roomDelkapop
Feerzity
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 3: ||||||||||||||| (0/20 EXP)
Effects:OTHERNew clothes!