adventure.

[-Red-]

Cross the bridge and have the ogre smash it behind you.

[Ad Bot]

[Captain Crazy]

steal his axe, then take his money and any other valuables, also take his clothes

especially the belt

then continue on your quest.

Fest on BRIDGETROLL INSIDES and gain new powers.

Take loot and cross bridge.

mm.

EDIT: Added a poll, guys! vote, vote, vote!

[Drak]

search under bridge for more possible loot!

[masterockets]

Take the BRIDGETROLL'S BODY and wear it as a disguise

[Proog]

Build your own Troll Booth on the bridge and start a business with an Ogre bodyguard.

[Orion]

continue on quest to find elixer in pusboil valley

[Captain Crazy]

your suggestion lobe chimes! you stop mid-tread and decide to act upon these silly suggestions.

Take the BRIDGETROLL'S BODY and wear it as a disguise

turns out that troll had some canned TROLLISH MUSK on his person. you cover yourself in the swampy stench instead of skinning the corpse. you don't want blood on that new belt o' yours!

search under bridge for more possible loot!

you hunch over the bridge to see what loot's on that little stream.


oh forget no. that smelly starfish chugged your precious CAFFEINE ELIXER! what little guilt you held for eviscerating that guy has been obliterated due to this crime.

[Orion]

oh crap!  TYPO

[Captain Crazy]

oh crap!  TYPO

where aaaAAAAA

[Orion]

[TROLLISH MUSK/font]

[Drak]

check belt for possible magical/silly properties

[Captain Crazy]

[TROLLISH MUSK/font]

aw man, thanks

I feel like an idiot.

[Orion]

check belt for possible magical/silly properties

No, use ARCANE ARTS on the belt for a better run-through.

Then walk across the bridge and find something else to do.

[Drak]

...starfish took chugged your precious...

typo-rama!

[Captain Crazy]

...starfish took chugged your precious...

typo-rama!

fixed it before you pointed it out, poindexter

i am such a typo-snypo