Author Topic: TF2 Newcomer  (Read 4926 times)

What are you talking about bro, I'm a pro at tf2.
Sometimes I'll disguise as scout just for the extra speed.
Yeah man you know it all.

Yeah man you know it all.
You obviously aren't a very good spy. I disguised as a scout a lot during a couple games and made top MVP most of the times. The point is you get to your target faster and if you aren't an idiot then you won't get killed.

Oromis, I hate to break any façade you might have going here, but you don't move any faster as a spy when you're disguised as a faster class

You obviously aren't a very good spy. I disguised as a scout a lot during a couple games and made top MVP most of the times. The point is you get to your target faster and if you aren't an idiot then you won't get killed.

You obviously never actually disguise as Scout since
you don't move any faster as a spy when you're disguised as a faster class

Really? I could've sworn you moved a tiny bit faster. Well regardless I never really got caught disguised as a scout, but I guess I'll disguise as a different class as a back-up

You obviously never actually disguise as Scout since
Yeah, obviously because you stalk me while I play TF2. Freak.

Yeah, obviously because you stalk me while I play TF2. Freak.
Because obviousness = stalking.

What are you talking about bro, I'm a pro at tf2.
You obviously aren't because your list of "strategies" are either common loving sense or just plain idiotic.


1: Double jump and strafe and press every key that relates to movement, but keep your mouse on the target.
Well no stuff.

2: Aim for the feet, your shotgun is awesome, use it
Either you strung together two thoughts incredibly poorly, or you are instructing him to shoot the shotgun at the enemy's feet.

3: WM1, and if necessary, strafe
No. You are handicapped if you think WM1 is a strategy.

4: Don't use targe, stickies are so much more useful 95% of the time. Lead your targets and don't rely heavily on your grenade launcher until you get good with it.
Stickies are only useful on defense. I have never seen good usage of stickies on offense without the help of an ubercharge

5: WM1, always keep an eye behind you for spies, don't let snipers catch you while you are using your minigun
Again, WM1 is a stupid-assed strategy. In addition, how are you supposed to stop a sniper from seeing you if you don't know where they are?

6: Make a base that is has little to no out of range areas that soldiers and demomen can attack it.
There is no perfect base.

7: Heal your team, don't heal spies. Your blustanger needle gun is incredible and can take down and scout with ease.
Considering spies disguise as your team I think it's safe to say that you won't be able to tell if it's a spy or not unless you check.

8: Aim for the person and shoot, body shots are still kills so don't feel like headshots are required
"Aim for the person and shoot." Brilliant job, Columbo.

9: Don't be stupid. Never disguise as a scout unless you know what you're doing. Sometimes I'll disguise as scout just for the extra speed. Also your revolver deals 50-60 damage at close range. Use it.
Way to contradict yourself. A good way to spot a spy is to look at that scout that's never double jumping and is getting passed up by other scouts.

You obviously never actually disguise as Scout since
you don't move any faster as a spy when you're disguised as a faster class
You seem to move faster when disquised as a heavy.


You seem to move faster when disquised as a heavy.
if you disguise as a heavy you slow down to their speed

Because obviousness = stalking.
Saying that it's obvious means it's clear, if it's clear to you that I never disguise as scout then you must feel pretty sure about that, so positive that you know because you saw it in person.

And yes, I've disguised as scout. So nope.

You must never play as Scout then since you clearly don't know how fast they go.
Do you want to keep calling these incorrect until I finally get to the conclusion that you are indeed a complete idiot?

You guys sure are on topic.

With all the tips and suggestions you've been giving him.

Well no stuff. Newcomer, learn the word

Either you strung together two thoughts incredibly poorly, or you are instructing him to shoot the shotgun at the enemy's feet. I'm sorry that you suck at recognizing valid thoughts even though there is a single missing punctuation mark

No. You are handicapped if you think WM1 is a strategy.When did I call it a strategy?

Stickies are only useful on defense. I have never seen good usage of stickies on offense without the help of an uberchargeyou must suck at demo then

Again, WM1 is a stupid-assed strategy. In addition, how are you supposed to stop a sniper from seeing you if you don't know where they are?When did I call them strategies, and why don't you look around for once and not be an idiot and focus on one spot. It's not like snipers turn invisible

There is no perfect base.
Little to none. Little. Learn the word, and there are some maps with bases with no out of range spots. It's the blind spots that are still existant

Considering spies disguise as your team I think it's safe to say that you won't be able to tell if it's a spy or not unless you check. Then check, derp

"Aim for the person and shoot." Brilliant job, Columbo.Newcomer, learn the word, also read the part about body shots

Way to contradict yourself. A good way to spot a spy is to look at that scout that's never double jumping and is getting passed up by other scouts.Don't be an idiot and get caught. When I'm spy, I'm barely ever seen and if I am then I'm disguised as a reasonable class

What a poor combination of counters you've laid out for me :\

You must never play as Scout then since you clearly don't know how fast they go.
Do you want to keep calling these incorrect until I finally get to the conclusion that you are indeed a complete idiot?
No stuff sherlock, now read the part where I DONT GET SEEN WHEN IM DISGUISED AS AN UNREASONABLE CLASS.

Saying that it's obvious means it's clear, if it's clear to you that I never disguise as scout then you must feel pretty sure about that, so positive that you know because you saw it in person.

And yes, I've disguised as scout. So nope.
Lets take a maaaaaagical journey to a place I like to call the Team Fortress Wiki! Where strategies and gameplay elements are shared with all who want to see!
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Disguise#Scout

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It has no move speed reduction, though it does not gain speed to match that of the Scout.
well would you look at that? looks like you were full of stuff all along!