I have a Girlfriend.

[Jester]

Cool, whats his name?
hurr durr

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[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

No, his "girlfriend" is a 50 year old man he met over the internet named "Tiffany".

His girlfriend is the mangy mutt in the animal shelter that was taken from a local drug cartel that shaved it's hair off to make smokes

[Dippindots]

It's name is Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

[dogmeap]

Yaaay! I might not be online as much due to this.

You telling the truth?

[Night Fox]

You telling the truth?

Bitch gonna trip.

LIKE BAWLS.

[curiosblockland6]

No, he doesn't.

He is trying to make us think he's cool.

BUT HE SUCKS AT IT.

No, I'm seruis. I do.

[Shadowed999]

You would know.

FFFFFFFFF


On-Topic:Stick it in her pisser  

[.Aeris.]

:l

[curiosblockland6]

His name is Tracey.

No, It's Hannah.

[dogmeap]

LIES
EDIT:stop pulling facts out of your ass

[.Aeris.]

No, It's Hannah.

No its Hank. Ok I'm done, back to :l

[Specever]

No, It's A Man.

I fixed your typo.

[oromis]

I thought 6 year olds didn't know what a girlfriend was.

[Caution]

LIES
EDIT:stop pulling facts out of your ass

I hope you realize what little sense that made.

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I might not be online as much due to this.

who woulda thought a girl could be so useful