Author Topic: Chuck Norris fact  (Read 1215 times)

He's an old hag.

Chuck Norris jokes are stupid.



Useless thread is useless...

I find it funny that ninety percent of people who talk about Chuck Norris or use Chuck Norris jokes have no loving clue about anything he's done.

Good actor, Republican.

Thats all I have to say on the matter.

I like him and I think the jokes are funny.

I like him and I think the jokes are funny.
I hate him and I think the jokes are stupid.

Your opinion is wrong.

I hate him and I think the jokes are stupid.
Your opinion is wrong.
No opinion is wrong.


Fact: he got his ass kicked by bruce lee. why doesn't anybody make bruce lee jokes? why Chuck norris?

Fact: he got his ass kicked by bruce lee. why doesn't anybody make bruce lee jokes? why Chuck norris?
Is this a legit question?


Chuck Norris cannot divide by zero. He's only a human with an extensive knowledge of Asian fighting styles and probably the mathematical knowledge of a five-year-old.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2010, 06:30:56 PM by Man 2 »

I saw Chuck Norris on some commercial for exersice equipment
You got to be pretty badass to do somthing like that
(sarcasm)