Engineer, so I can put tool boxes and mount a level 3 sentry, so when the high-school kids that come trick-or treating at 12:00 am, They wont bother me.
Unless one of them saps it (which is very unlikely), so Ill hafta yell out "Freshman sappin ma sentry'. And go all scout on them.
Guy Fieri from Diners Drive-Ins and Dives.