your face - or "ur face" or "ur faec"
no you - otherwise known as "no u" or "nou"
ish - using "ish" instead of "is"
using "eh" instead of "ey" or "y" e.g. "creepeh"
using z as a substitute for s in a plural form of a word e.g. "noobz"
teh
using "oo" instead of "u" e.g. "stoopid"
any 'cute' misspellings that aren't at all 'cute' such as:
all listed above
"loel" - Misspelling CHATSPEAK to be 'cute.' What the heck?
"nob" - again, chatspeak.
"noeb" - ...
"ogm" - :l
"funneh"
"dumy"
"dur"