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FOR THE FIRE, MY FRIENDS!

Author Topic: Custom Religion: Pyroist.  (Read 4790 times)

Yes, I'm being serious.
Don't play with fire, you could get yourself killed or arrested?

I bet they'll love the fires of hell.

Get arrested so we don't have to deal with you anymore.
Its been agreed to as long as we keep it down and not light lawns on fire. Neighbor hood watch agreement and petition win.

Its been agreed to as long as we keep it down and not light lawns on fire. Neighbor hood watch agreement and petition win.
I highly doubt that will be allowed by your parents and neighbors.

Pssh, kids these days and their little brains.

I highly doubt that will be allowed by your parents and neighbors.

Pssh, kids these days and their little brains.

Living alone, and most of my neigbors are in on it. FOR THE FIRE!

Living alone, and most of my neigbors are in on it. FOR THE FIRE!
Aren't you 13? :o


I like fire and burning things, but I'm not a loving freak about it.

FOR THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!


I've been studying the ancient texts of the Pyroist religion that were discovered less than 3 hours ago, and I found this interesting verse.

Verse 3:06
"Those who submit themselves to The Everlasting Fire will find eternal joy in the afterlife. Self-sacrifice must be committed by allowing a blazing fire consume thyself. Once this good deed has been done, the joys of The Everlasting Fire will be upon you."

Leeroy, if you are a devout Pyroist, you know what must be done.

If you say something stupid loud enough and long enough, stupid people will eventually believe it.

I've been studying the ancient texts of the Pyroist religion that were discovered less than 3 hours ago, and I found this interesting verse.

Verse 3:06
"Those who submit themselves to The Everlasting Fire will find eternal joy in the afterlife. Self-sacrifice must be committed by allowing a blazing fire consume thyself. Once this good deed has been done, the joys of The Everlasting Fire will be upon you."

Leeroy, if you are a devout Pyroist, you know what must be done.

I am devout; but my people require a leader, but I must sadly not commit myself to the everlasting flame.


I am devout; but my people require a leader, but I must sadly not commit myself to the everlasting flame.

nice excuse br0