Author Topic: Now my dad is in the hospital ;-;  (Read 1590 times)

Its 9:00 PM

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?
In my wife's uterus.

Oh no!










Why did the fish have to die?

Oh no!
Why did the fish have to die?
If you haven't noticed, this joke has been used, thus making yours unfunny and rather rude c:

If you haven't noticed, this joke has been used, thus making yours unfunny and rather rude c:
Fish > Dead
Dad > In hospital

:c


my dad was in the hospital with cancer but i didnt make a thread about it

off-topic is my favorite blog

Serious post: Sucks for you. I have moments like that sometimes...
You have moments sometimes when one of your parents have to be emitted to the hospital?

You have moments sometimes when one of your parents have to be emitted to the hospital?
Wait, what?

L.
O.
L.

Nah just kidding.
I'm glad my parents aren't in the hospital.

Not implying there aren't other problems,though...

Nah just kidding.
I'm glad my parents aren't in the hospital.
Not implying there aren't other problems,though...
Oh god what

hahahahhahahahah dysfunctional families.
my son is going to have the awesomest childhood ever.

hahahahhahahahah dysfunctional families.
my son is going to have the awesomest childhood ever.
What will his bedtime be?
When will you give him Blockland?
Wheres his mother?

What will his bedtime be?
When will you give him Blockland?
Wheres his mother?
forget bed time. You dont need to set a time for a child to go to bed. Most likely they'll just fall asleep on their own due to being so young, and so what if they stay up too late and they're tired the next day, thats their problem and hopefully they learned their lesson. If you trust them they will follow through.