Zombie survival; PK1M Pandemic

[Shadowed999]

Scream:Jessica
Deus Ex:Devin
Jorici?:Joseph
Skyblue:Max
Shadowed999:John
Blaze0:Percy
PowerDag:Ryan
Skelelego:Skelo



Anyways continuing from Blaze post.
Oh and no zombie strength...unless its 1/3 of it.

John:GIMME THAT*snatches MAW* *kills worm*

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[Deus Ex]

Devin: Im not even going to ask...

[Shadowed999]

John:Then don't. :P

Jessica:Guys shut up...I hear something...

Ryan:Sorry I just couldnt ho-

Jessica:Ew no.

Devin:Its sounds like gear grinding glass.

Skelo:Yep I see it over vehr.

[Blaze0]

I snatch my EliteMaw* back and slip it into my backpack. I pull out a Swiss Army Knife and toss it to Max, who tosses it to Jessica, who tosses it, and we end up playing "Hot Potato" for 10 minutes, until the pieces of worm skin start moving across the floor. They slide together and the worm reforms.

Percy: Holy stuff...

John: You could say that again...

Percy: Holy stuff...

John: I heard you the first time.

Devin eventually takes the butterfly knife, while I munch on my Junior Mint stash in my bag.



*EliteMAW is a legal copyright and any distribution, cloning, or reproduction of the machine is not permitted. It is punishable with 4 years in prison and a $600,000 fine. EliteProducts is not responsible for injuries, bad luck, your in-laws coming to town or your mother finding your research stash.

[Shadowed999]

lol blaze

[Blaze0]

Which part was the funniest?

Anyway, reply, shadow.

[Shadowed999]

The Eliteproducts is not responsible part.



Anyways,


John:Hey guys look I see...a dead...body.

Ryan:Oh kay?

John:No its says dead body.

Devin:Oh wow rly?Where?

John:Here.

Skelo:Open it up.

John:NO YOU

[Blaze0]

I step in. I open the box up to find a dead body.

Percy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to kiss it on the lips.

[Shadowed999]

John:You crazy?!How do you know it's not a zombie?

Percy:...I dunno.

John:/facepalm Shoot it in the head.

Percy:*shoots body*Why did I shoot it if it said DEAD body?

John:...I dunno.

Devin:/double facepalm

Jessica:Idiots...

Ryan:handicaps.

Skelo:ZOMBIES

[skyblue6245]

Me: Quick! Get in and close the crate!
John: Now what?
Me: We wait.
The footsteps die out, and I try to open the crate. It wont open.
Me: Uh, John? from inside, is it a push or a pull opening?
John: Push.
Me:Its not working.
John: What?!
Me: well excuse me if we only have two weapons in all.
John: Huh?
Me: Im saying hiding was our only option, and that there are some fresh nails in the crate.
John: Since when do zombies use tools?
Me: Easy now.. listen, were getting nowhere fast... Cant you use the maw?
Percy: It would signal nearby zombies to our location.
John: Use your head.
Me: *shrugs* Ok. *Bangs head against the wall*

[Blaze0]

I pull out the static switchblade that is just like a normal knife and cut a small hole in the end of the box, just big enough for John to stick his nose out.

[skyblue6245]

I pull out the static switchblade that is just like a normal knife and cut a small hole in the end of the box, just big enough for John to stick his nose out.

My head breaks through one side and I look around. I see dead zombies everywhere, three dead worm things, and the insane gunman who is now infected. Luckily I get in before he whirls around. He must've thought it was in his head, because he didnt investigate.
Me: Its the gunman!
John: SHHHHH!
*gunman hears john*

[Blockoverlord]

On the way to alaska i find a CDC building i go in to see if theres any scientist's or even a cure for that matter.

[Deus Ex]

What the forget is going on?
Im confused :l

[Proog]

Whoop whoop look who's joining in and starting in Ireland.

Profile - Patrick ?????
Weaponry - Hunting Knife.
Clothing - Red Golf Cap, Brown Jacket, Red T-Shirt, Jeans, Hiking Boots, Beard.
Inventory - Rope, Swiss Army Tool, Lighter, Packet of Cigarettes.

^{Former member of the IRA, his entire other squad dead while he was off camping. He's somewhere in Belfast now.}

I scavenge around nearby abandoned pubs and liquor stores for possible supplies.