Zombie survival; PK1M Pandemic

[Shadowed999]

John:wuh..what the in the world is going on....?

[Ad Bot]

[Blaze0]

Where is Skyblue, and where are we?!

[PowerDag]

I chase after Max and attempt to drag him back. I succeed in catching him, but I hesitate.

Ryan: What the forget, Max!? The rest of the group is essentially dead because of you!

Max: Every man for himself!

Ryan: What happened to teamwork!?

Max: It left around the time we opened that door.

Ryan: Max, they know who we are. If we leave them for dead, they will be able to follow us!

Max: Are you stufftin' me?

Ryan: I'm not kidding.

Max: We have to save them!

Ryan: Glad to have you back.

[plad101]

Me: man i love this place (chugs down some whiskey and makes more molotovs)
[Bang Bang Bang!]
Me: crap they found me. EAT THIS YOU FLESH EATING MUTANTS
[Boom Bondfire!]

[skyblue6245]

WHAT is going on. Im NOT in two places at once, im not part zombie, and im not two people.
sky=max, to all the people who still dont know.

[PowerDag]

WHAT is going on. Im NOT in two places at once, im not part zombie, and im not two people.
sky=max, to all the people who still dont know.

Mmkay.

[Blaze0]

Ok, this is because Jessica and Joraci are inactive.


As we enter the next room, we see a horde of zombies. At least 30.


Everyone in Synchronization: Son of a -

Ryan: HAYA!

Ryan pulls out a pistol and blows the brains out of 4. I shoot bait out of my MAW at a furnace, but it rebounds and heads for Jessica and Devin (devin is Joroci right?).

Percy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Jessica/Devin: AHHHHHHH

They are ripped to shreds. We are able to fight the rest off.

Max: It's a shame. Jessica was gorgeous.

John slaps Max on the head.

Max: Whaaaattt?!!

Percy: We lost 2 team members. They will be missed, and we will be a little short handed. But are we going to sit around like wimpy carrots? Or are we going to beat me to a pulp for causing their deaths?!!

Everyone but me in Synchronization: OPTION B.

Percy: Aww son of a -

I am tackled by them, and emerge 5 minutes later with a black eye and rib pains.

Percy: forget. HAPPY NOW!?! Let's get out of here. Where to next?

[Deus Ex]

No-no-no silly goose, Jorici is Joseph.
And keep the girl, we need the eye candy :l

[Blockoverlord]

After Going to the CDC building i encounter 2 survivors one has been bitten. I decide to give "Her" the small needle with a strain of the cure with Anti-bioxide to counter act the Bacteria in her flesh wound. But it is already to late. she was turning within seconds of me arriving. but i didn't know that until she started eating the guy next to her. So i shot them both in the head with my pistol.

[skyblue6245]

I hear a loud bang and jump back just in time as a piece of the roof falls where I was standing. I look up, and a crowd of a zombies are pouring through the hole, about 50.
Percy sets his MAW to bait and shoots it, it rebounds, and, naturally (with my luck) it hits me.

John: *slaps Percy* You did it again!

Me: Ahhhh!

I run around in a circle for about 10 minutes pursued by the flesh eaters.

Me: Little help here!

I take a few shots, and I take down three (47 left!)

(Now, think of a way for me to get out of this.)

[Deus Ex]

THIS
IS
loving
DISORGANIZED.
From now on, don't kill off a character without asking first.
Also, stop posting after stuff  someone just said wasn't right. No one knows what's going on right now, it's confusing, yeesh.

[Shadowed999]

Keep Ms.Jessica.We really need a woman around after being with you guys for months.(no offense intended)

[Deus Ex]

Here, THIS is rewrite of blaze's actions.


We all pour out of the vents into a large, rectangular-like room, not unlike the one we just blew up. A door slides open to reveal a giant horde of zombies hauling ass towards us. We all start shooting like crazy, and Percy throws a grenade into the horde. A zombie head flies out of it and latches on to Joseph's neck. He yelps in pain as it rips out a chunk of his neck. John rips it off and crushes it underfoot. The horde is still going strong when Joseph takes Percy's MAW and sets it to bait.

Percy: What the hell are you doing?

Joseph: Buying you guys some time!

He turns the gun on himself and fires it. Zombie bait splashes all over him.

Ryan: You crazy son of a bitch.

Devin: You got balls, Joseph, I'll give you that. Gonna miss you dude.

Jessica: Mhm, same here. All right guys, let's get going.

We all run away as the horde ignores us and runs toward Joseph. As we exit the room, I turn to see Joseph pull the pin string on his grenade belt. He explodes, taking the horde with him.

Devin: That makes his body count 761. More than yours, John.

John: Too soon, man.

Devin: True, true. So what's the plan?

Jessica: We're going to blow this place to high loving heaven.

Percy: Whoa little lady, who died and made you queen?

Devin: Joseph, duh. Besides, she's right, we can't let this place stand.

[Blaze0]

That was pretty good, Deus.


Percy: You DO realize he can come back as one of them to kill us.

Everyone stares at Deus (Devin?)

Devin: Erherm...I...uh...

[Shadowed999]

John:Percy you idiot he just commited Self Delete to save us!