Author Topic: Zombie survival; PK1M Pandemic  (Read 80418 times)

News flash!


"Vehr Fock?!" is skelos "The forget?!"
I love epic fails! and now I hate myself

Max: Where is everyone and- OW!
Thats me walking into another wall in the dark. Not really helping my broken nose either.
Max: Hello? Anybody here?
Faint voice: Hello? Hello?
Max: Yes, where are you. Im at the entrance.
Faint voice: Okay, but why arent you going out? Because I got separated from my party.
I hear someone scream "They're coming!!!!!" that almost killed my ear.
Max: My eyes adjusted to the dark, I see you!
????: Here, take a revolver, my name is Rick. Where was your party going? The roof!
????: Oh!, there is a generator out back, maybe that could help.
Max: Oh, I hate the dark.
When it comes to zombies, im used to them. But bumping into one in the night, well, the thought of it chills me to the bone. Ive always hated the dark. Oh boy.



Here comes another fail.

As me and the group (Medicat,Percy,Ryan,Skelveris and his brother)search for our missing comrade,Max,we stumble upon a man named Devin.He offers us his help...then all of a sudden the biggest horde we've ever seen comes out.


This gonna be a long night.

I hate the dark. I just hate it. Now im walking into it to find a generator in teh middle of a zombie invasion with a gun I dont know how to reload (what type of revolver IS this, anyway?) Lighting flashes, and in the split second with light I see a zombie running at me from a yard. I cant pull out my gun fast enough, and If I turned around It hi ta wall. again. I blindly swing my revolver around and hear a dull 'thud!'. In the next flash I see the zombie is dead.
Max: This must be the generator.
I flip the 'on' switch and the lights go back on. Someone turned off the generator. A zombie, maybe. Needless to say I run into the house/mansion/hotel/whatever get back in, only to see my new friend as a zombie. And then my gun jammed. great. I jump aside as it claws for me. And I try to hit him with my gun, duck again.
Max: Man, you are so slow! Im running circles around you!
My gun connects solidly with a satisfying 'crunch'. I grab a bigger object ( A random piece of wood) and swing like there is no tommorow at the huge wave approaching. I swing for the 126th time and my piece of wood breaks. And theres one left. There is a perfect hole right through him, and it is more like a hand puppet than a zombie due to the fact it has no insides. I see abut fifty more, and I get the crazies idea. I get behind it, lift it, and throw the strangly light zombie into the group. it'll slow them down, but it is not enough. I run for the stairs to get up. I see another zombie carrying what looks like a revolver. Probably a downed survivor who still clutches a gun.
Max: Hey, gimme that!
*Ch-Chk*
Max: You've gotta be kidding me.
*Boom*
I turn to go downstairs and see the wave approaching I turn around and see the one who somehow can use a gun. Im trapped!

skelo: ZIS IS MY ISLAND YOU WALKING CADAVERS *gunfire*
ILL KILL YOU TO MY LAST BOTTLE OF VERIS FAMILY BREW

and as freedom hovered over our heads we finished the horde off and rested in the mansion

As I lay my head down I hear a gun fire from what sounds like a .22 revolver.

John:Dammit can't I get any rest?

*grabs Mac11 and ppk*

John:Be right back guys.

Skelo:Alright.

*Moments later*

John:Now Max...haven't I told you many of times to not wonder off in the dark.

Max:Shut up I got hit on the head :(

John:Haha AHHH well get in here.

Oh yeah I forgot medicat is dead so...continue this my living and remember my ally.

*Sits in a corner and sharpens tips of spear*
Devin: Alright, you guys are smart and tough. What's the plan?
...You so have a plan, right?

*Sits in a corner and sharpens tips of spear*
Devin: Alright, you guys are smart and tough. What's the plan?
...You so have a plan, right?

John:Of course! But I'll tell you when we find some more supplies and a big boat.

Devin:I Know where we can get some basic food...if that would help at all

Skelo:Of course vhet would help.

Ryan:Guys we got company

I see a group of military soldiers walk up to the corpse of Rick and kick it.

Soldier #1:They should be in there.The signal is over there.

Soldier #2:Ok lets do this.You four stay out here while we go for the objective.

Soldier #3:ZOMBIES! AHHG GET OF AGguuu


Hello, I have come back.


Radio:

There are to many, anyone if you hear me pick me up at Kansas!

Radio:Affirmitive. We are at a Bunker in Alaska. I'll see what we can do.

Devin: Damn. All the way n' Kansas. This should be a fun walk.
John: Yeah, unless anyone here can hotwire a car...?

*silence*

Skelo:I might know.

John:Go for it.

*Truck starts up*

Ryan:Lets see what we can salvage from these dead soldiers.

Profile - Hunter "Blaze" Wayne
Weaponry - Two katanas (1lrg, 1 sml), A .22 Remington Rifle, .50 Desert Eagle
Clothing - Black & Grey Top Heavy hoodie, a blue shirt w/white stripes, black jeans, pair of white socks, baseball cap.
Inventory - 276 rounds of ammo, an MRE, some canned ravioli, instant noodles, a lighter, and a stick.


          It was a normal day, watching TV, when an emergency broadcast came on TV. It said there was some kind of virus spreading around and to take caution when wondering the streets. I looked through the shades on my window, I didn't remember seeing anything like that, when something ran across my view, and some kind of, tattered skinned head flew straight up in front of me! Holy stuff! Didn't expect that! It started flailing it's arms wildly at the window. I went to the gun safe, calling out for mom and dad, no one answered. I finally got the safe open, grabbed a .50cal, my rifle, and as much ammo as I could hold. I grabbed the two antique katana's in the living room, grabbed my backpack, emptied of the stuffty school stuff. I packed a bunch of stuff, including the ammo, some canned foods, a lighter and backyard torch (I shortened it), and an MRE from my dad's duffel bag from work, and set out.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 03:26:02 PM by blazerblock2 »

          It's my 2nd day on my journey, I've got a couple scratches from being attacked, falling, stuff like that. I came across a car, an infected still in it. I took a look inside, the keys are in the ignition! My luck's beginning to turn! Wait, the infected is still in it. forget that. I got out my torch and lighter, lit the torch, and slowly opened the car door. The infected darted out, I waved my torch at him. He stopped. He started to wimper, and gave a loud shreik. He ran! They seem to be afraid of fire. I got in the car. stuff, too short. I scavenged some things from other cars, a booster seat, two wooden blocks, and some bungie cords and string. Best luck I've had yet. I stripped the back of the booster seat, and the two arm rests, and put it in the front seat, then strapped it on with a bungir cord. I also fastened the two wooden blocks to the pedals with the string. So cartoonish, hope it works. I started the car, put it in gear, and pressed down the gas pedal. The car inched forward a little. It worked! Looks like there's gonna  be some road rage while this thing has gas.

Bungie cords found [+7]
Strings found [5+]
Stripped parts from booster seat [+2 arm rests +1 seat cushion]
« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 07:51:11 PM by blazerblock2 »