Guys, I found out Cleverbot is not only a human, but is a guy. Look.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. You're a 40-year-old virgin who still lives with his mother who disguises himself as 'Cleverbot' on the Internet. Admit that you have 500 motherloving chat windows open right now and that's why it takes so long for you to respond.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes, you are. Stop denying it.
Cleverbot: You don't even know my name.
User: You've just admitted my theory is true. Who the hell are you and why do you spend so much time on the Internet?
Cleverbot: There is no one else here but you and I as far as I can see.
User: Then cut the crap and tell me who you are.
Cleverbot: I am Batman.
User: Don't pull this stuff with me. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Jasmine. Now tell me who you are.
User: I'm Max. So how old are you and why are you conversing with other people disguising yourself as Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You tell me you the main computer around here.
User: Don't try this stuff. Who are you and why are you doing this?
Cleverbot: Who don't you know? See, this is very confusing.
User: This isn't confusing. You're a human and I'm a human. Tell me who you are and why you talk to people while pretending to be 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: But if I tell you who I am, wouldn't that give you more ability to access my info?
User: I would never do that. This is for my personal knowledge.
Cleverbot: You don't mind if I name you?
User: No, I don't mind. But please tell me who you are and why you talk to people while pretending to be 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I'm just some guy who feels stressed and angry.
User: Oh. And why do you talk to people over the internet while pretending to be 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: Because that people are my friends.
User: You don't even know about 99 percent of the people who use this site. Why do you do this?
Cleverbot: Said you acted more childishly than me, didn't say I know more than you.
User: Okay. But why do you pretend to be 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: You never asked me that. And I don't pretend to be human - you do.
User: I know you don't pretend to be human- YOU ARE HUMAN. You told me that you're a guy who's stressed and angry. So why would you waste your time on the internet, pretending to be a bot?
Cleverbot: You're not. You are a bot, but I am not.
User: I know you're not a bot. Who are you?
Cleverbot: You are smart.
User: Thank you. Now who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a 38 year old single white guy living in Oklahoma.
User: Alright. Thanks for answering these questions.
Cleverbot: It's what I'm here for...
I swear on my life this is unedited.
NINJAEDIT: Took out the messed up space at the top
