So I snuck out last night at like 2am. I went to my friend Tim's house to get high. My other guy Josh was there too. Tim's family is a little dysfunctional. Tim lives in a house with his Mom, her boyfriend, and his grandparents.
When I got there, everyone was asleep except for Josh, Tim, and Jim his Mom's boyfriend. Jim already knew were looking to get high, he didn't really care. So we get our stuff and we toke up in the bathroom. We went into the Jack-and-Jill style bathroom to toke up. In the middle of it, Jim opens the door a tiny crack to see what's up. I stare at him for like 5 seconds...
"Yo," I said.
"I wanna hangout."
I let him in, he sits down. We're passing around two joints. All the sudden we hear a noise. The other door opens, Tim slams it shut. It could either be his Grandma, or his Mom. If it's his Grandma, were forgeted.
"Let me in,' she says.
It's his Mom. She looks at me, looks at Tim, turns to Josh, then as she opens the door further, she sees Jim.
"It's 2:45 in the AM. At my Mom's house." Jim is smirking with a joint in his hand.
She closes the door, and I look at Josh. Lol. I get my stuff, Josh and I go outside have a cigarette in the driveway, I'm loving blown, laughing my ass off.
Oh my loving god, it was so funny. She was pissed.
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