The Salty Spitoon

[alex dude]

I'm so tough, I eat viruses for breakfast.
without any computer.

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

I'm so tough I can forget your stuff with a lvl 1 aron in a single turn

aron sucks

[Night Fox]

I'm so tough, I eat a mixture of glass and diamond shards for breakfast.

And instead of milk, I use...

LIQUOR.

[MegaScientifical]

I'm so tough, I washed your girlfriends mouth out.

Without any soap.

I killed science that brought it back to life.Tough enough?

You bitch.

[dogmeap]

I'm so tough, I washed your girlfriends mouth out.

Without any soap.

You bitch.

I brought it back to life

[Man 2]

I'm so tough I can say this...
...Without a witty phrase below written in italics.

...

Wait... Dammit.

[LizzyRascal]

I'm so tough, I only cry once when I watch soap operas.

[Night Fox]

You watch soap operas?

What.

[Demitiri]

I'm so tough i drank glass out of milk
without any milk

[Night Fox]

I'm so tough i drank glass out of milk
without any milk

PARA-

SHOES.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I'm so tough I nerd raged
without any trolls
Wait wat

[Talent74]

I'm so tough, I'm tough.

WITHOUT BEING TOUGH.

[dogmeap]

I'm so tough that I died.Without dieing

[Arcturus]

Im so tough, i stuff a nuclear bomb
Without an ass

[Nick4t]

Im so tough, i stuff a nuclear bomb
Without an ass

Why would you need a donkey to take a dump?