Author Topic: Beta version of Lego Wolf3D released....  (Read 8202 times)

Alright Legowolf, grab a seat. I am going to run this by you step by step.



1: Nobody likes your game. Youtube is full of stuff-for-brains and all the other fourms didn't have the balls to tell you that you game sucks.

2: This game has no redeeming quality. Everything that could possibly be wrong, is wrong. If you take a close look at every other post, on this thread, to put it bluntly, it sucks.

3: If you are not ready to take criticism and go back to working on your game to fix everything that people say is wrong, you are not ready to program a game. Either go back to work, or do us a favor, and stop working on it.

4: Fix your loving game

5: It sucks

Alright Legowolf, grab a seat. I am going to run this by you step by step.

...1: Nobody likes your game. Youtube is full of stuff-for-brains and all the other fourms didn't have the balls to tell you that you game sucks.
So they actually don't like it either but they're scared to tell me so instead they give praise and polite criticism?

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2: This game has no redeeming quality.
That is your opinion. If it is in fact the truth then people who like my game must either have no balls to tell the truth or they don't have enough brains to know the "truth".

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If you take a close look at every other post, on this thread, to put it bluntly, it sucks.
Well some people posted:
"Cool"
"still seems like a cool idea"
"Coool Don't know anything about this wolfenstien but it sounds cool."
"So much blood...." [not sure if they are saying it "sucks"]
"Every single time I see you post about a game you hate you always act like your opinion is a fact. Good day to you, sir." [i.e. he seemed to be disagreeing with yuki's opinions]

"Every other post on this thread?" ???
BTW I hope those who didn't say my game sucked will not be abused.

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3: If you are not ready to take criticism and go back to working on your game to fix everything that people say is wrong, you are not ready to program a game.
Ok, let's say I wanted to fix everything you said was wrong with it...

You said "Everything that could possibly be wrong, is wrong."

So to do what you said I'd need to start from scratch... anyway it is possible that the game could crash a lot... but they versions I've released are quite stable. So not *everything* that could go wrong has.

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Either go back to work,
I have been working on the next version lately and I'm taking into account actual constructive criticism.

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or do us a favor, and stop working on it.
But then it won't be as good as it could be...

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4: Fix your loving game
I'm improving things...

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5: It sucks
That's your opinion. Though you seem to believe that your opinion is the "Truth" and other people are scared to tell me the truth and/or they have sh**-for-brains.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 10:48:56 PM by legowolf3d »

Legowolf, you're making things worse for you.

Legowolf, you're making things worse for you.
Hmmm... I guess I could do what yuki accussed me of by ignoring people...

You are in a war you cannot win. Stop trying, and for the love of god either scrap this project or do something with it soon or you aren't going to even have a peaceful defeat.

Mikiyikiy:
Scrap the project because two people told me to? Why? Is it because you two can't stand to see it existing and instead of you living with it you expect me to help by abandoning it?

cause these forums are persistent little buggers sadly




and I do agree it needs work but really some people  are being quite harsh

Did this friend really join the forums just to advertise this stuff?

Did this friend really join the forums just to advertise this stuff?
Yes.

It looks kinda cool but not getting my download.

Legowolf3D goes around searching Lego Wolf 3D for forums that make topics about it and then he signs up and bookmarks it.

this looks like something a college kid would make as an assignment

Mikiyikiy:
Scrap the project because two people told me to? Why? Is it because you two can't stand to see it existing and instead of you living with it you expect me to help by abandoning it?

Two people? Seriously now? Take a better look at this thread.

Alright I'm going to whip this up now because I want to go do other stuff and I'm not going to wait for Legowolf to make some sort of irrelevant response that isn't going to help his cause.

Based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCEIgZW4lo

PROBLEM 1: IT'S NOT LEGO

Those are not lego studs. They are circles, circles for bottom studs and top studs. How do circles with the exact same radius in the exact same positions parallel to each other interlock?

PROBLEM 2: THE LOGO ISN'T LEGO EITHER.

Seriously, right off the bat, look at the word LEGO above the name of the game. And then there's a little R next to it as some sort of legal gesture. If you're going to destroy the name Lego, at least have the proper
courtesy to copy/paste the logo from Google images.

PROBLEM 3: THOSE VIEW MODELS ARE BAD

Is that a knife? It looks like a metal stick.

The Luger sticks out too far

I thought the SMG was a shotgun. (Too close up)

The Rocket launcher looks like a vibrating carrot for fat chicks. Try making it a bit smaller so we can see where the rocket reloads. Oh I'm sorry, that's a minigun. What does this say?

PROBLEM 4: THE WEAPONS ARE BAAAAAAAD

The Knife takes too long to kill, plus it stuns the enemy. That doesn't even give them a chance to fight back.

The Luger fires too fast, see above

The SMG is obvious see above.

I am not explaining the mini gun because it is like a snake biting you in the ass. See above. Additionally, it is too accurate. I saw you blow the stuff out of those two national socialist guards from behind a wall a quite a distance.

PROBLEM 5: YOU CALL THAT A BOSS?

Seriously what is that? Take two steps, fire a bit, take two steps, fire a bit. And you give the player a loving mini gun before he takes him on.

PROBLEM 6: THOSE SOUNDS ARE NOT A HOMAGE, GET YOUR OWN loving SOUNDS.

Seriously, that's like game producers calling a glitch a feature. But know you, you'd probably use the loudest loving gun shot on the internet for a single mini gun shot.

PROBLEM 7: AGAIN WITH THE GORE

If you take a look at any properly made Lego game, there is no blood, no gore, just dead mini figures. Your game is the complete opposite of that aspect. Enemies lose a gallon of blood from a single knife stab, and then explode into a gory mess of blood and guts. Like Yuki said, that is something a child would do.

PROBLEM 8: THIS IS NOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S TIME TRAVEL TO national socialist GERMANY

Seriously slow down the player. He's zipping across rooms.

PROBLEM 9: YOU CALL THOSE TREES?

They look hideous and are everywhere. This does not help your game at all.

PROBLEM 10: YOU CALL THAT Riddler?

Seriously it looks like a gasping Lego man. Add a mouth.

PROBLEM 11: YOU CALL THOSE TEXTURES?

The wall textures/everything else looks like third rate stickers. I can understand if you did that some of the time, but no. Even the walls look like stickers when they are the most obvious thing to be made out of legos.

PROBLEM 12: AGAIN WITH THE LIGHTING

Look at it. It's too bright on one end and too dark on the other. There is no in between at all.

PROBLEM 13: DIEING WITH A SMILE

Sure, stab the guards. Why are they smiling? I'd be smiling too if I got knifed into oblivion. I wouldn't have to spend any more time in this third rate 5th grade computer programming class assignment.

PROBLEM 14: AMMO PACKS HUH?

What are those blue blocks around the rocket launcher- I mean mini gun? Those are ammo? You're not even going to make a model for them?

PROBLEM 15: national socialist LEGOS YEAH

Every other well-made Lego game up to this point in modern society takes on a cute and fluffy outlook. Indiana Jones, Batman, Star wars, but your. Your has national socialist flags littered everywhere. The original Wolf 3D did it tastefully, and implied that it was a national socialist base of sorts. But your has a national socialist flag or a Riddler paining every other step. This literally screams HURRRRR DURRRRR WE H8 TEH JOOS!


And these are just a few problems. It took me a bit to write this and I can take comport in the fact that you are going to sit down, quote my post, then counteract each problem with some useless banter that will not support your cause, and most likely take more time than I did writing this, to think of useless replies.