Another loving Omegle chat thread.

[Mikiyikiy]

http://www.omegle.com/

I haven't seen one in a while and I'm on a roll. You know the drill.

Stranger: wan to lick my richard?
You: yes I do
Stranger: sure?
You: I am pretty sure
Stranger: then teast my precum
You: Alright
Stranger: lick it/
You: Holy stuff you call that a snake
You: there is nothing to lcik
You: where the forget is it
Stranger: forget off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: you a girl? I'm a guy, but I'll be completely honest with you, I'm not so great looking -- I need a girl to be a little naughty with me or something to restore my faith!
You: YES
Stranger: nice, so how old are you?
You: I HAVE TAKEN ON THE PROMISING LIFE OF A GOTH AND I WEIGH 350 POUNDS
You: I AM 35
Stranger: hmm, another no hoper by the looks of it
Stranger: with an overactive imagination
You: DONT WORRY
You: THERES ALWAYS REAL LIFE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Rainbow]

Heres my try

You: hi
Stranger: are you fat?
You: Yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whts up?
You: the sky

[Big Brother]

Stranger: 22 m usa
You: SUP BITCH
You: 67 m Uganda
your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: hi
You: intercourse
You: sorry im going too fast.
You: foreplay
You: then intercourse

Stranger: 16 m looking to talk to a sweet woman of any age
You: 16 f
You: !!
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Im stefanie king
You: you?
Stranger: lovey name ;)
Stranger: I'm Joe
You: thanks ;
You: you too dude!!
You: WELL forget YOU BITCH

You: SUCK MY NUTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i love you
You: <3
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: at least someone
You: no jk i hate you
You have disconnected.

Stranger: horny female with msn?
You: Flaccid male with a richard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: forget hi
Stranger: Hello
You: I hate you
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Most people do
You: you killed science
Stranger: I did?
You: yes
Stranger: How did I do that?
You: you killed it.YOU ARE SO MEAN
Stranger: Alright.
You: MEANIE
You: YOUR MEAN
You have disconnected.

[Spartan923]

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: american sign language?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[*Magick* Mage]

Interesting:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiii :3
You: Hiya
Stranger: Japanese
Stranger: jst kidding
You: You
You: You are the one from my dreams
Stranger: german dude
Stranger: nice to hear
You: Do tell me
You: How did you
You: discover this place
Stranger: a friend send me a linl
Stranger: *link
You: You wouldn't happen to have come from a forum, now would you?
Stranger: yes
You: And what forum would that have been, hm?
Stranger: is 4 chan a forum :3
You: Perhaps
You: Perhaps not
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: youre funny
You: Though eggshells do not fall upon the wicked
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i have to think about that
You: Don't we all.
Stranger: amazing
You: Life is a game of tangerines, my dear.
You: One day they are here, the next they aren't.
Stranger: damn what has you smoke
You: I has smoked nothing
You: I'm naturally high
Stranger: haha
You: on iiiiife
You: liiiife*
Stranger: life is stuff
You: Only if we allow it to rduce to such through our eyes
You: reduce*
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: Decompression might help
Stranger: your syntax is really eccentric
You: Why thank you, dear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He was kind c:

:I

You: Hello
Stranger: im 21 m, hi
You: Do you like applecrumb cake?
Stranger: yeah
You: Me too
You: c:
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur asl?
You: Everybody thinks I'm asl. :c
Your conversational partner has disconnected..

[Night Fox]

You: BRO!
Stranger: m 21
You: f22
Stranger: u frm?
You: New York.
Stranger: ur name?
You: Meagan.
Stranger: wana love chat?
You: Sure
Stranger: ur boobs size?
You: Like
You: 100
You: Or something
Stranger: boobs size?
You: Yeah, 100.
Stranger: wt u wear nw?
You: Nothing.
Stranger: wt u wear nw?
You: Nothing, I'm naked.
Stranger: ur nipple color?
You: Pink.
Stranger: hv u seen richard in real?
You: Hell yeah.
Stranger: hw many tyms u hv forgeted?
Stranger: where n hw?
You: About 34.
Stranger: nw ur pusillanimous individual is lyk a big hole
You: Yeah.
Stranger: hv u suck richard?
You: A few times, yes.
Stranger: hv hairs on ur pusillanimous individual?
You: No, I shave.
Stranger: hv web cam?
Stranger: hw?
You: No, it broke.
Stranger: u wear bra n panty?
You: Sometimes.
You: But not right now, I'm naked.
Stranger: hv id on yahoo?
Stranger: suck my richard
You: I don't have a Yahoo account.
Stranger: in wt position u suck it?
You: Kneeling down.
Stranger: u r a male
You: On my knees.
You: Damnit you win.
Stranger: male?
You: Yes.
You: D:
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ma chuda
You: And you loving fell for it.
You: Lol.
Stranger: aaja
Stranger: aa na
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 'Sup friend?
Stranger: I am a Jefferson Parrish cop explaine to me what this site is about or I will track your computer
You: o noez he gon haxorz me!!1!!1!!!!one!!1!!eleven!1!1
Stranger: Excuse me sir/mam'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[*Magick* Mage]

Here was a nice one. c:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers
claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello
Stranger: 20, Female, Single.
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: Oh, and I am from France ;-)
Stranger: Nice to meet you too.
You: France, such a lovely place
Stranger: Yes !
You: I ask out of curiosity, are you French Protestant?
Stranger: Oh, no hehe.
You: Ah
You: So, are you in a college or university? Working? Hm?
Stranger: Working.
You: Ah. What do you do?
Stranger: I cook ! :)
You: Oh :D
You: Lovely. Cooking is such a wondrous art. I cook as well
Stranger: :3
You: I'm not French, though I'm Italian, so same wave length :3
Stranger: Hehe..
Stranger: How old are you ?
You: That is my own bussiness, I'm afraid. But why do you ask?
Stranger: Just wondering.
You: Ah.
Stranger: What's your name ?
You: My friends call me Francis
Stranger: Well, hello Francis.
You: Hello
Stranger: I am Marie.
You: Ah :)
Stranger: :)
You: So, have you found your "other", I suppose one could say. A boyfriend, perhaps?
Stranger: Not yet.
Stranger: :P
You: Well heed no worry. He'll come along. You're a lovely girl
Stranger: Thank you !
Stranger: Wanna be friends ?
You: We already are.
Stranger: Oh yes ! :)
You: All strangers are friends of mine, just as those I know
Stranger: I have email if you would like though.
You: Oh, no need. I'd have no way to contact you anyway
Stranger: How ?
Stranger: I mean I could give my email because we could keep contact.
You: I'm a rather busy person, my dear. I'd lov to keep in contact, but some meetings are best left to contemplate, not elaborate
Stranger: Okay then.
You: I'm quite sorry :c
Stranger: No problem.
You: I'm sure you may forget me in due time, but I want you to remember one thing. It's really the reason I came on here in the first place:
You: Love those around you, and Love your life to the fullest extent. You may not be happy with every situation, nor with every person, but you must Love your life as a whole. Appreciate it. It's too short to waste on piety hatred. I do hope you fully understand this, my dear
Stranger: :)
You: We all meet bumps in the road. But they only make us stronger
Stranger: Thank you... so much !
You: :)
You: Now, I must go
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Okay, thank you.
You: Have a lovely life, my dear.
You: Goodbye

[Muzzles56]

You: wooo alcohol
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

[Night Fox]

You: wooo alcohol
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's what you get, you damn alcoholic!

[Muzzles56]

Stranger: looking for a horny girl willing to cam or send pics
You: want some of the good stuff?
You: Got some good weed
You: SO BUY OUR WEEDKILLER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MegaScientifical]

You: hi
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whts up?
You: the sky

Dude, I used to do that irl.

[Muzzles56]

Dude, I used to do that irl.

Me too

[*Magick* Mage]

Dude, I used to do that irl.

I always do that :o

[MegaScientifical]

Help, I started up Omegle, and the first conversation is confusing.