Author Topic: Kinectimals  (Read 3808 times)

forget you
biased furry hating stuff
OH GOD ANOTHER
GET IN THE CAR

SURE IS CASUAL ROUND HERE

Not like I'm saying that it HAS to be mature audience games or anything but why is it that motion gaming is nothing but minigames and kiddie crap? The Wii was forgiveable for it since it wasn't really powerful enough to do much else, but the 360 can. In fact, why not adapt Kinect controls to already popular games? Sure, you'd look like a douche playing MW2 with an imaginary gun aimed at your TV standing in the middle of your loungeroom, but with stuff like this on the market for it you sacrificed the last of your dignity buying the Kinect system anyway.

In fact, Microsoft, here's an entire sentence that I want you to repeat after me: "Okay Mr. Molyneux, we'd like you to recreate the original Black and White for Kinect." There. I just saved you all the mental strain of thinking up your own sentence. Now say it. I guarantee that everyone ever will always love you if you do.

black and white
oh god yes
forget yes
please

OH GOD ANOTHER
GET IN THE CAR
HONEY, BRING ME MY SHOTGUN
ANOTHER DANG OL HATIN' TEENAGER IS DRIVIN IN OUR CROPS AGAIN

Pffffhahaha

Describing Black and White to someone who hasn't played it:

"You are a god, and you have a pet. This pet has adaptive AI. You can train it to stuff on the enemy villager's houses, and when he's big enough, that can destroy them. That's really all there is to say on the matter"


Is it bad if I've seen research of this on 4chan? ;-;

Get the Psmove, forget this stuff.


Kinectimals looks a lot better than those disturbing Eye Pet things on the PS3.


OH GOD A CAR GET IN THE LION


Teaching Children that its ok to pet tigers, especially in their natural habitat!

wait is kinect out? does anyone have it yet?