The Spectacular Adventures of Doctor Mike

[Mikiyikiy]

Since your hat is a drill you decide to fly around and shank stuff to see what happens for fun.



And another.




 "DOMOIRAGATO MR.ROBOTO" you say as you fly into the sunset



WHICH IS BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT loving ROBOT HOLY forget



 WHAT DO

[Ad Bot]

[turnbullk]

look in the robot

[PowerDag]

Well, that's a familiar head shape.

[Moriarty]

kill the pilot since its actually Ekim disguised as Mike

[Mikiyikiy]

KERsnake! You shatter the window of the devilishly handsome robot.




"Oh hey Nick" Says a generally familiar figure.

"Mike did you do something with your hair?" You ask?

"Well" Says the figure who has turned to face you.

"I know how you like cool stories, so get this. I'm an evil robot now. Isn't that cool?"



What do.

[turnbullk]

see if hes lying if not ask what happened

[Mikiyikiy]

"I don't get it Mike, are you seriously evil?"



"Oh yeah, super evil. I just stepped on a puppy shelter and baby seal house with this robot. Also I think I just ate a few babies for lunch, I'm not sure."



"So then, why aren't you trying to kill me?"


"Oh" An expression of excitement floods Mike's face.


Mike's left hand transforms into a rocket launcher.


Great loving going. What now genius?

[Shinedown]

TAKE ROCKETS LIKE A MAN!

[PowerDag]

Eat the rockets, they will give you strength!

[Andretti]

Turn the rockets into a magic elixir!

[turnbullk]

try to change him back

[turnbullk]

well what are you waiting for

[Mikiyikiy]

You close your eyes and hope all the missiles miss.



Well how about that. They did.

"I guess I just put the miss"




"In missiles."




You grab onto the imminent boat following the YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and drive it into your former best friend.





You drive him out of his robot and you are now plummeting 5000 feet to hard dirt.


What do.

[TheWarden]

The SS.AUS saves the day again.

[turnbullk]

reprogram him in the air