My dad specifically told me to never smoke weed. That weekend, he walks in the house and I distinctly smell marijuana. Also, he bought me condoms on two occasions. The first time I was like, "uhh wtf?", the second time I just about pissed myself laughing cause he was so nervous. Each box was used by my two bestfriends on the premise that I'm "not going to need them". And now I buy my own.