Author Topic: Mother Found My Condom.  (Read 2982 times)

Have you used it yeeeet?


Son, I am disappoint.
You aren't my daddy, you are my daughter, yo!





I know 13 year olds who have probably had love.

I know a 13 year old slut that has been laid by atleast 1/10 of the school.

You know how many people go to my school?

I know a 13 year old slut that has been laid by atleast 1/10 of the school.

You know how many people go to my school?
10? :cookieMonster:

A girl in my grade is pregnant.

I'm in eighth grade.

P-p-p-poker face. :l



My mom told me there were condoms in the house if I needed them and to never smoke anything more than marijuana (but I don't smoke anyways) when I was 15.

I was the happiest boy in the world.

My Mum & Dad told me I could smoke a bit of weed at the most but I despise smoking anyway. She didn't give me the location of condoms though. That's quite cool.


My dad specifically told me to never smoke weed.  That weekend, he walks in the house and I distinctly smell marijuana.  Also, he bought me condoms on two occasions.  The first time I was like, "uhh wtf?", the second time I just about pissed myself laughing cause he was so nervous.  Each box was used by my two bestfriends on the premise that I'm "not going to need them".  And now I buy my own.