Mother Found My Condom.

[Sandvich]

So like, before I went to the skating rink, i took a condom and layed it out on the counter, incase i needed it (lol).
I get home, my mom is like, "Son, we need to talk".
So I sat, and she expained that if I ever needed something like that, to come to her, but until then i will be tapping no chicks.
i lol'd my ass off, took my condom back and went to my room

tl;dr: My mom is pro

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[keonesan]

Do you really plan on having intercourse at such as young age? Well at least you're using protection. :/

[TomTheGeek²]

I lived in a condominium.

Anyways, lol.

[*Magick* Mage]

Needless to say, I was she must have been very appalled. :o

Edit: Also, how could you, Sandvich. :c

[Scarpelt]

Pussies don't use condoms.

Real Men do.

[Night Fox]

Pussies don't use condoms.

Real Men do.

Somebody should make a moving/emotional commercial with that being the main line.

[Sandvich]

Needless to say, I was she must have been very appalled. :o

Edit: Also, how could you, Sandvich. :c

It was just incase i ever needed it!  

[*Magick* Mage]

It was just incase i ever needed it!  

You are much too young to even start considering such. Go play with your legos, dearest, and come out when you're 30. :c

[Night Fox]

I think Magick is funny on accident sometimes.

[aml]

I don't see why you would just leave a condom laying on your counter.
I would have put it in my pocket or something.

[Sandvich]

I don't see why you would just leave a condom laying on your counter.
I would have put it in my pocket or something.

I forgot about it, i was takng a shower

You are much too young to even start considering such. Go play with your legos, dearest, and come out when you're 30. :c

BUT MOOOOM

[Darksnow5601]

I lived in a condominium.

That was one of my S.S. words. That was  the first thing and I was like...


What the forget...

[Night Fox]

BUT MOOOOM

Do what your mother says, son.

[Sandvich]

Do what your mother says, son.

stfu, youre not my real dad!! :,(

[*Magick* Mage]

Do what your mother says, son.

Don't tell him what to do D:

BUT MOOOOM

Listen to your mother, dear.