Author Topic: The BlockBible [Blockland Bible]  (Read 2400 times)

The Beginning
When the Bloxiverse was created, it was dark. Darkness surrounded everything. Until Eric Hartman said: "Let there be light!" and there was light. Light and Dark segregated between the two, so Eric Hartman called the light "Skylands" and the darkness "Slate".  Eric on the second day then made oceans, vegetation, fruit, trees, and man.

 
l33tAdam & EveRox2941
Eric made man, and named him, "l33tAdam" under the ID of 1. l33tAdam loved the animals, but he was lonely. So Eric made a woman. l33tAdam named her EveRox2941. l33tAdam was then satisifed. Eric had set the rules of the server. Rule 1 was Not to eat from the tree of knowledge. 2 was not to spam.  One day in the Garden of Bloden l33tAdam and EveRox2941 found a newcigarette in the garden. "Eat from the Tree of Knowledge, it will make you wise." So Adam and Eve took a bite of the fruit from the tree of knowledge. Eric then came out. Adam and Eve hid in the brick bushes. "l33tAdam and EveRox, where are you? Did you eat from the Tree of Knowledge?" "EveRox at one first." l33tAdam replied, "The newcigarette told us to!" Eve complained. "You will now have to leave the garden." Eric said, and Adam and Eve left the garden, and then Ephialtes came out, holding a flaming sword so no one would go back into the garden.

NoahDude's Ark
Long after l33tAdam and EveRox2941 left the garden, people started to forget about Eric. People started to do bad things like deleting and spamming. "I geuss I'll just have to ban them all.".  Except for one, named NoahDude. He did good deeds. Eric decided to spare NoahDude, his family and the animals. So Eric gave him directions on how to build an Ark. Noah built his ark, and puddles began to form. Puddles began to form into bigger puddles, bigger puddles began to form into waves, and then big, ocean waves that slosh. Everyone was banned from Eric's server, except for Noah and his family. The storm ended, and Noah opened the door of the Ark. There was no land. They then found land, and the water was draining. Noah thanked Eric for saving him, and he made him Super Admin.
Tower of Babel

- To be continued on later
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 01:48:01 AM by CheifyX »

Blockland = light?

I don't think I approve

This will be a 30 page religion war by this time tomorrow.

This will be a 30 page religion war by this time tomorrow.
In the sense that today was yesterday that will be a long time.

this is silly.

and you are a newcigarette.

I might still be considered a newcigarette by some, even though I have been around 2 1/2 years :P

This will be a 30 page religion war by this time tomorrow.
You ahh... being a prophet there dkamm?




The Beginning
When the Bloxiverse was created, it was dark. Darkness surrounded everything. Until Eric Hartman said: "Let there be light!" and there was light. Light and Dark segregated between the two, so Eric Hartman called the light "Skylands" and the darkness "Slate".  Eric on the second day then made oceans, vegetation, fruit, trees, and man.
Problem, Skylands was created long after slate.

this is silly.

and you are a newcigarette.

I might still be considered a newcigarette by some, even though I have been around 2 1/2 years :P
Nah you're just a cigarette.



What animals?

this is blockland

Fallacies

Fallacies, everywhere