How Would You Handle the Above Situation?

[Brickmaster]

I eat pants instead and use shaving cream for lotion

Your house falls down and burns.And a flying unicorn puts you in his nose.

[Ad Bot]

[Thorax]

Pick the unicorns nose for profit until I can pay my way to freedom. And I will save a little bit so that I can buy a new house.

You are a hobo. How2respond?

[Brickmaster]

Pick the unicorns nose for profit until I can pay my way to freedom. And I will save a little bit so that I can buy a new house.

You are a hobo. How2respond?

I steal a car and crash into someones house and killing them.The house is mine!

You get eaten by a grain of sand.

[yogamoanyo]

I kick it's face inside out.


You get poked in the no-no by your mother

[Brickmaster]

I shoot her no-no hole with my handgun

You trip on an ant

[Sandvich]

I shoot her no-no hole with my handgun

You trip on an ant

There's most likely another and behind it, I trip again.

[Dnitro]

Sure.

You are born. WHAT DO?

[Cheemo]

Get the Pipboy

Your mother has deemed you unworthy of existence and is now hiring multiple hitmen to kill you. There is one who slightly resembles slenderman at your backdoor with a shotgun and one knocking at your front door with a pistol. What do you do?

[Dnitro]

Hitmen for my Hitmen :D

ogmfcuk

[Camera]

Oh, really...?

A wizard has turned you into a dragonwhale!

[Andretti]

kill the wizard

You have learned to read. What do you say?

[Fireboy]

Ololololol I can see what words mean


A cow has eaten you and pooped you out on the moon!

[Coolio]

Do I have a spacesuit or no?

Anyways, I die.

You want a Xbox 360 for Christmas, and you get a Fisher Price iXL 6-1 System.

[stalker]

I throw it out a window
You die again

[The Doctor]

I come back to life


I lost the game