How Would You Handle the Above Situation?

[TheChaosCarrier]

nothing because i dont care.

the world is going to end in 1 hour, and you have 30 cases of your favorite beer right next to you. drink it and die a happy drunken idiot, or die a poor weeping sober fool?

[Ad Bot]

[JAW959]

Drink it.

You're about to have love with your girlfriend, she pulls her panties down and you find out she has a rooster, you really love her but this means whenever you screw her she'll have a richard. What do you do?

[Herrerarausaure]

I'll just tell her to not pull off the panties and have oral love.

Your bed is actually a nuke.

[nickbond1]

use my 25 explosive skill to disarm it.

you are now a pair of glasses.

[Sabbin]

Wear myself.

You are a brick with a giant jello richard placed on top of you.

[Andretti]

poop

You are dying due to death. What do you do?

[Illidan]

die

You hear you are pregnant. How do you react?

[Xinakam]

Get an abortion cause im a guy and im not sure how that would come out...

All the vowel keys have been broken off your keyboard...

[PhantomJack]

seems as though i wont be playing games for a while.

you forget to put out the fire in your chimeny. the fire causes a wide spread fire and soon gets to the middle of your city, what do you do?

[Sabbin]

Put it out. With Gasoline.

You just have been. What do you?

[Xinakam]

I would go and.

you come home to find your parents have married you (By force) to a girl in a fursuit.

[Exo Pheratype]

yiff with her, then Kill       it       yourself   eachother with fire!!!!

You come home one day and find your mother filming a researcho with your father, what do you do?

[naturemon]

throw up

You see your best friend stabbed by a serial killer, what do you do?

[tomcat^]

Pop a cap in his ass with my Barret .50

Your about to cum during love but your gf wants to cum first and she is nowhere near, what would you do?

[steve5451]

Quickly stop and lick her vagina for about 20 seconds while you calm.