How Would You Handle the Above Situation?

[JTBreslow]

EAT carrot

What's your opinion on the current situation?

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

Is pissy.

What would do if entire babies are team?

[Xinakam]

Die

What would you do if I told the government you were a communist conspirator?

[Night Fox]

I would ask why you would tell my secret.

What would you do if I forgeted you?

[steve5451]

Scream rape.

What if radiation mutates your parent's minds into mindless "Zombies" and they try to kill you?

[Xinakam]

Thats why I always keep my sword in my room and a rope under my bed cause I live on the second floor...

What would you do if a portal to a furry universe opened through your TV and furries started coming out?
(Of course, for Night Fox, this would be a positive thing...)

[Muzzles56]

Call in a tactical nuclear strike somehow

[carolcat]

 WE ARE GOING TO DIE

 What do you do?

[Specever]

Postpostpost.

The world explodes.

[Niblic]

I would let loose an excremental surge in order to release the fetal matter I harbor in my sediment chute and immediately do an acrobatic pirouette off the handle and win an Olympic medal or something.

What would you do if nothing happened?

[JTBreslow]

Everything.


Situation!

[Xinakam]

I would post on the forums about it!

What would you do if all the paper in your room spontaneously combusted?

[steve5451]

Find a fire extinguisher.

You find your computer lying on the ground, and where the processor is supposed to be there's a sticky note reading:
"I.O.U. 1 Processor"

[Shinji]

I kill myself.

Your snake is unzipped.

[Specever]

What.

How would you handle this situation.