I just had the best dream ever

[Sr38890x]

After writhing in pain on my bed for awhile, I fell asleep.

I dreamt I was at my school at a celebration.

I crawled up on a wall somehow to a concrete overhang (This was outside while raining) and there was a vending machine, and a random bald guy.

The bald guy broke the vendor open and stole stuff and I flipped or something and fell on my head then woke up at what seemed like an outline  of my neighborhood.

There was a dog stuck under a bridge, which in my neighborhood irl is a bumpy road.

They needed a white platform to get it out.. even though it was only up to it's paws in water and it wasn't like, a hill under the bridge.


THEN I woke up and was at a meeting and this guy talked about how people wanted to raise water pressure in the sea, then I drowned.

Then I woke up to crunching.. It was my puppy, eating my sandwich that my parents gave me.. since I was sick.

And it went crunchy.

Discuss.

[Ad Bot]

[Altered]

That doesn't seem to great to me.
Sounds boring compared to some of my dreams.

[Sr38890x]

That doesn't seem to great to me.
Sounds boring compared to some of my dreams.

Meh, I just said best because now I have more reason to believe I'm insane.

[Night Fox]

Sanity is useless in modern society.

[Sr38890x]

Sanity is useless in modern society.

Yeah, totally.

Who needs manners when you can break a mirror and attack people with a glass shard with it.

:v

[Altered]

Sanity is useless in modern society.

So are furries.

[Night Fox]

So are furries.

So are alts.

[mrlolop]

I don't always dream. When I do, I prefer Dos Equis. When I do, it is usually uneventful.

[Bloody Mary]

Who places sandwiches where puppies can get to them, anyway?

[Caution]

Anybody played Midnight Club III?

I had a dream I was driving around in Los Angeles in Midnight Club III only in real life, and I pulled up to the backside of the baseball stadium. Where the entrance is into the field there was instead this cool small toy store and I started looking at Hot Wheels and this old guy came and talked to me about them.

So weird but so cool.

[Sr38890x]

Who places sandwiches where puppies can get to them, anyway?

It was on my bed for me to eat.

My door was closed, anyway.

She must've bashed it open.

[Sheath]

I don't always dream.

You do, you just don't remember.

[Chrono]

I don't always dream. When I do, I prefer Dos Equis. When I do, it is usually uneventful.

You do always dream, otherwise you wouldn't be sleeping.

Who places sandwiches where puppies can get to them, anyway?

Someone who is ill, eating it in bed, and don't finish it.

[Bloody Mary]

It was on my bed for me to eat.

My door was closed, anyway.

She must've bashed it open.

There's a strange invention called a "fridge" and it's great for storing stuff in.
Almost puppy proof, too!

[Sr38890x]

There's a strange invention called a "fridge" and it's great for storing stuff in.
Almost puppy proof, too!

..

Did you even read the full OP?

:I