Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

"What happened to Stranger 3?"

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Ignorance is bliss.

[steve5451]

[james4115]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: trans
Stranger: cool
Stranger: rooster & tits
You: my richard is so long i can give myself a boobjob

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[steve5451]

I lol'd.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

what the forget

[steve5451]

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[steve5451]

I figured out how to bypass the "Your question is too short" thing.


All you need to do is have at least 1 letter and do a bunch of spaces and then a period.

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Question to discuss:
You're both trapped on an island and out of food. Who eats who?

Stranger 2: i eat her vagina
Stranger 1: i eat the fishes
Stranger 1 has disconnected


kill me

[VerticalHorizon]

Spy mode is boring for me, I keep getting instant disconnects or ASL. This has been the only lulzy conversation I've seen with my questions so far:



Yay

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you heard the word?

Stranger 2: the bird bird bird the bird is the word

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Dissolve]

Epic win!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How old were you when you got your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
You: 13
Stranger: 16, actually.
Stranger: you win
You: nou
Stranger: no youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: yours was probably hotter o:
Stranger: hahaha its possible, but he was also kind of insane/clingy, so theres that...
You: hot
Stranger: yum, i love me some stalkers.
You: yep
You: Me too
You: Except this one time a chick was stalking me
You: and she had a buttface :(
Stranger: butt face? or butterface?
You: Butt face
You: She was ugly
Stranger: well that's unfortunate
You: She was scarry
You: She walked her dog by my house and stopped and looked to see if I was home and stuff
You: One day I camped on the roof across the street with two friends and paintball guns ;)
You: She did that every day
You: she stopped coming after we shot her though
Stranger: hahaha awww. i mean, stalking isn't okay, but poor girl =/
You: lol
You: oh man how bad would I feel
You: if like
You: one of her friends was watching this chat
You: or even her
Stranger: hahahaha that would be some crazy small world kind of stuff
You: Yeah
You: I'd be all like
You: ohstuff
You: and shed start stalking again
You: then I'd be like
You: Boiling oil or something
Stranger: except this time with a voodoo doll of you, with pins all stuck in it
You: D:!
You: Lol I seriously doubt something like that would happen though
Stranger: hahahaha it does sound pretty unlikely.
You: You know, this is the longest conversation i've ever had in this question chat thing
Stranger: same here! to be fair, people usually disconnect before i can actually discuss
You: most of the time it's just hopping around seeing that "What does mark wallus look like"
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha i got one that was like "will you guys cyber?"
Stranger: tooooo much
You: Lol I saw that once
You: Pretty sure I said yes and disconnected
Stranger: hahaha nice
Stranger: the other person disconnected before i could do anything funny =[
Stranger: one of the great tragedies of my life.
You: lol
You: You know, I always wonder what the other person thinks when they write those stupid questions
You: and when they see answers
You: For awhile I was in the normal chat trying to pull something off I saw on Bash.org
You: Nobody got the joke :9
Stranger: ooooh what?
You: Two guys are chatting and the first says guess what?
You: The second guy says what?
You: The first says pusillanimous individual.
You: The second says a random response
You: the first says pusillanimous individual again.
You: The second says stop.
You: The first says pusillanimous individual again.
You: The second says I don't get it
You: and the first says
You: and you never will
You: :(
You: I was trying to be the first guy there :/
Stranger: hahaha i would hope so
You: but the longest conversation I ever got was a guy who kept insulting me
Stranger: oooh one guy proposed to me on here!
You: lol
Stranger: literally, he asked me whether i was male or female, asked me my bra size and what color hair i have, and then proposed
Stranger: flattering, i guess?
You: you know the video chat here? I saw the funniest thing, it was a guy in a black mask holding a knife to another guy's neck and he was all taped up
Stranger: stop it, seriously?
You: serious
You: It was a joke because at the end they told me but it was loving weird at first
Stranger: that is so creepy!
Stranger: i would be so traumatized
You: Eh, I've seen some crazy stuff
Stranger: i've never done the video chat on here. are there as many richards as there are on chatroulette?
You: yes
Stranger: haha i figured
You: its scary how many people are actually here looking for some hot girl or something
Stranger: because, you know
Stranger: so many hot girls frequent this kind of site
You: yep
You: Every single one
Stranger: and are just ACHIGN to take their top off for some random creep on camera
You: all 24,037 people on here that aren't us are hot girls
You: and they are poor so they don't have clothing
Stranger: hahaha hey! who says i'm not hot?
You: Fine 24,038
You: well now the number changed
You: so
Stranger: 23669
You: you know
You: It's kind of weird that someone has been watching this chat
You: the whole time
Stranger: i wonder if they're still here
Stranger: or if they've left
Stranger: if they leave, does it disconnect?
You: probably not
You: I mean, we are the ones chatting actually so interaction can still commence
Stranger: i kind of want to be that third person. it's like a social experiment!
You: Yeah, I don't know how to do it :(
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: OOH i figured it out
You: I found it
You: on the main page it says try spy mode
Stranger: mmhmm!
Stranger: i'm trying to think of a good question
You: lol me too
You: I want to watch an actual conversation
You: I found a good question
You: waiting for two people
You: :(
Stranger: what question?
You: What is your favorite type of food, Pasta ect.
Stranger 1: masturbate
You: WHY DO THEY DO THIS
Stranger: hahaha mine was how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You: What is that one internet phrase that is a question that nobody understands
Stranger: and someone said "a reasonably large amount of wood"
Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about
You: hang on
You: I'll find it
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: that's not english.
You: Lol
You: the results are funny
You: nobody even knows how to respond
Stranger: hahahaha i'm so curious?
Stranger: i actually read it several times before deciding that there was no way to make sense of it
You: This conversation I have going is really good
You: using "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Stranger: oooh! i might steal that one
You: I'll post it here once they disconnect
You: do it, the results are really funny
You: lol this one guy is talking to himself
Stranger: damnit. I got one taker. who said "of course" and disconnected
You: lol
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: y u no?
Stranger 1: leukemia
Stranger 1: where is facebook?
Stranger 1: damn this internet
Stranger 1: witchcraft
Stranger 1: ALL OF IT
Stranger 1: BURN IT
Stranger 1: SUFFER NOT A WITCH TO LIVE
Stranger 1: hello?
Stranger 1: anyone out these?
Stranger 1: *there?
Stranger 1: im all on my lonesome...
Stranger 1: so... ronery...
Stranger 1: RONERY...
Stranger 1: nigguz
Stranger 1: leukemialeukemialeukemialeuke mialeukemialeukemialeukemiale ukemialeukemialeukemialeukemi aleukemialeukemialeukemialeuk emialeukemialeukemialeukemial eukemialeukemialeukemialeukem ialeukemialeukemialeukemialeu kemialeukemialeukemialeukemia leukemialeukemialeukemialeuke mialeukemialeukemialeukemiale ukemialeukemialeukemialeukemi aleukemialeukemialeukemialeuk emialeukemialeukemialeukemial eukemialeukemialeukemialeukem ialeukemialeukemialeukemialeu kemialeukemialeukemialeukemia leukemialeukemialeukemialeuke mialeukemialeukemialeukemiale ukemialeukemialeukemialeukemi aleukemialeukemialeukemialeuk emialeukemialeukemialeukemial eukemialeukemialeukemialeukem ialeukemialeukemialeukemialeu kemialeukemialeukemialeukemia leukemialeukemialeukemialeuke mialeukemialeukemialeukemiale ukemialeukemialeukemialeukemi aleukemialeukemialeukemialeuk emialeukemialeukemialeukemial eukemialeukemia
You: that was my most recent
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: i love that guy
You: Put random words to make something as broken as that question and see the response
Stranger: OOOH got a convo going
Stranger: oh, damn, lost them
Stranger: i feel....all-knowing, watching these things
You: Valid question "If you could have one superpower what would that super power be, try to be creative and also you two are fighting each other so change your super power based of the other person's
Stranger 1 has disconnected"
Stranger: the time out.
Stranger: that's my superpower.
You: lol
You: I need a really good question
You: You can kill one person, who would it be?
Stranger 2: you
You: :(
You: Stranger 1: Zombie Riddler!
You: :/
Stranger: "Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?" Stranger 2: idiot.
Stranger: =[!
You: "God exists, discuss religion."
You: lol
You: this should spark something
Stranger: oh jesus
Stranger: zombie jesus that is.
You: lol
You: I changed my question to
You: Religion
You: Connecting to server...
Sorry, that question is too short!
You: Religion. Discuss.
You: lol
You: I got a conversation
Stranger: Question to discuss:
The world is ending tomorrow, what are you doing today?

Stranger 2: smoking weed

Stranger 2: all day

Stranger 1: eating

Stranger 1: all day

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: gota fatten up

Stranger 2: i wanna b high as forget when judgement comes
You: lol
You: YES
You: aw
Stranger: haha whaat?
You: I thought I had something good
You: two different religions
You: but one disconnected
Stranger: Question to discuss:
If you could choose your apocalypse, which one would you choose?

Stranger 1: Zombie

Stranger 2: Raptor Jesus.

Stranger 1: Or the one like fallout
Stranger: stranger 2 wins
You: Raptor Jesus lol
You: I wonder if someone is watching us still lol
Stranger: i highly doubt it
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i think we're pretty entertaining
Stranger: but this would be a bit excessive
You: yeah you are probably right
You: Yay I actually got a conversation going :D!
Stranger: yay!
You: yeah
You: It's going good
You: Discussing religion lol
You: I need to change the question to something that makes people mad :)
You: Like
You: "Catholicism is the best, every other religion is wrong."
Stranger: or why isn't a woman making me a sandwich right now?
You: holy that's a good one
You: lol
Stranger: oh, damn. it looked like i was getting something going
You: lol
You: Wow they are still discussing religion
Stranger: yeah, we kind of abandoned the original discussion
You: I wonder, maybe the guy who is watching our chat
You: is doing the same thing as us
You: talking to someone about their current chat
Stranger: haha SO META.
You: and just saying stuff like
You: "lol they are still going"
Stranger: haha "dude, i don't even know what they're talking about anymore"
You: Question to discuss:
Religion. Discuss belief.
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 2: well...
Stranger 2: To be honest
Stranger 2: Im an atheist
Stranger 2: I think there is something out there
Stranger 2: But its not going to be worshiped by any kind of cult
Stranger 1: i kinda agree
Stranger 1: i believe there's a God, but I just grab what I like of every religion, and dump what I don't think it's useful for my life
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 2: Every religion has its good parts
Stranger 2: Like helping the poor
Stranger 2: etc
Stranger 2: But I dont believe anything like the koran or the bible
Stranger 2: It seems like bullstuff to me
Stranger 1: lol, i must tell you, i talked a lot of trash about my religion
Stranger 1: I'm suppossed to be catholic
Stranger 2: Same here lol
Stranger 1: but then I started reading about buddhists or idk how it's written in English
Stranger 1: and I started liking both religions but only a few things
Stranger 2: I like buddhisim
Stranger 2: I would love to become a monk
Stranger 2: But I couldnt follow any of the rules
Stranger 1: lol, ya, there's a problem committing to religions, it's like
Stranger 1: all or nothing
Stranger 2: Thats it
Stranger 2: I couldnt commit my life to it
Stranger 2: Well sir
Stranger 2: Goodbye
Stranger 1: miss, please! lol, goodbye
Stranger 2: Miss?
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: Well miss
Stranger 2: Goodbye :)
Stranger 1: hahaha, byebye :)
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger: haha that was long, and not particularly entertaining
You: OMG LOL both questions have started a large topic
You: Catholicism is better then everything.
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 2: its not better than mah richard
Stranger 1: thats not even a question
You: Why isn't a woman making me a sandwich?
Stranger 1: cos shes a brother
Stranger 2: Because you're FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOONE!
Stranger 1: ooh
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 2: Shyeah.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected
You: Oh god try the catholic one
Stranger: no, i like my question haha =]
You: lol
You: Question to discuss:
Why isn't a woman making me a sandwich?
Stranger 2: Doesn't matter had love
Stranger 1: because you're an idiot
You: Oh god I love these questions
Stranger: OOH even better!
Stranger: "Why is my woman out of the kitchen?"
You: LOL
You: Catholicism is better then everything.
Stranger 1: forget you jew
Stranger 2: ORTHODOX
Stranger 2: Chirstian ?
Stranger 1: LMAO
Stranger 2: Man
Stranger 2: I aint jewish
Stranger 1: Im muslim jahad man motherloving yes
Stranger 2: Youre a what?
Stranger 2: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger 1: muslim
Stranger 2: CATHOLICISM
Stranger 2: IS
Stranger 1: bad ass muslim
Stranger 2: CHRISTIAN
Stranger 1: ik
Stranger 2: WHERED YOU GET JEW FROM?!
Stranger 1: idk..
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: fail
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger: hahahahahhaha nice
You: Oh god I've got three going
You: all are funny
You: Why is my woman out of the kitchen.
Stranger 2: to hand you your sandwich
Stranger 1: Why can't women ski?
Stranger 2: dunno]
Stranger 1: Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You: Catholicism is better then everything.
Stranger 1: SO RIGHT
Stranger 2: *than
Stranger 1: NO, THEN
Stranger 1: GET IT RIGHT SANDmonday
Stranger 2: oh,
Stranger 2: you're right.
Stranger 2: aw
Stranger 2: you remind me of Blaidd
Stranger 1: wat
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger: YES I'M GETTING TAG-TEAM RICKROLLED
You: LOL
You: Why isn't a woman making me a sandwich?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: You're out of bread
Stranger 1: or ham
Stranger 2: maybe you don't own a kitchen?
Stranger 1: or maybe he does?
Stranger 2: Maybe you just haven't captured one yet.
Stranger 2: A woman, not a kitchen.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: i was thinking like wait which one does he/she mean? haha i assumed it was woman tho
Stranger 2: it isn't hard to capture one
Stranger 1: not at all
Stranger 2: dig a pit in your yard and put some leaves over it
Stranger 1: lololololol
Stranger 2: is there any other way?
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You: Catholicism is better then everything.
Stranger 1: Lies.
Stranger 2: grammatically incorrect ..
Stranger 1: procrastination pwns everything
Stranger 1: Than*
Stranger 2: stupid people don't know the difference between then and than
Stranger 2: hurts my soul
Stranger 1: Deeply
Stranger 2: hahaha procrastination
Stranger 1: Always
Stranger 1: Doing it atm
Stranger 2: of course
Stranger 2: why else come to omegle ...i guess ...
Stranger 1: Fap to other guys fapping
Stranger 2: that's kind of ...gay.
Stranger 1: You're gay! >:(
Stranger 1 has disconnected
You: Win
You: Why is my woman out of the kitchen.
Stranger 1: doing whatever you asked her!
Stranger 2: because shes tired of making you sandwiches
Stranger 2: friend
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger: WHY DO THEY ASSUME I'M A MAN?
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: wait, but like
Stranger: i'm getting an excellent convo
You: "Catholicism is better then everything."
You: I LOVE SATAN
You: .-,
You: people these days
You: this one is the best yet
You: Why is my woman out of the kitchen.
Stranger 2: shes in my bed
Stranger: Question to discuss:
If you could choose your apocalypse, which one would you choose?

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: give you up

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: let you down

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: run around and

Stranger 1: desert you

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: make you cry

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: say goodbye

Stranger 2: never gonna

Stranger 1: tell a lie

Stranger 1: and hurt you

Stranger 1: i love you man

Stranger 2: IIIIIIIIIIIII just wanna tell you what I'm feeling

Stranger 2: you to bro

Stranger 1: gotaa make you

Stranger 1: understand

Stranger 2: LOL

Stranger 1: rick astly is a legend

Stranger 2: indeed

Stranger 1: *fistbump*

Stranger 2: *highest of fives*

Stranger 1: i bet this guy is pissed

Stranger 2: right

Stranger 1: or lying

Stranger 1: on the floor of laughter

Stranger 2: definitely

Stranger 1: im saving this log

Stranger 2: me too

Stranger 2: also

Stranger 2: I am not a man

Stranger 2: just fyi

Stranger 1: i think i love you :P

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: let's get marries

Stranger 2: *d

Stranger 1: to the weddingmobile!

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2: where are you located?

Stranger 1: usa

Stranger 2: me too

Stranger 2: where in USA

Stranger 1: Fl

Stranger 2: man

Stranger 2: no good

Stranger 1: :*(

Stranger 2: I'm in Massachusetrs

Stranger 2: too far

Stranger 1: i still love you

Stranger 2: you too

Stranger 1: *hugs*

Stranger 2: *hugs*

Stranger 2: q for you

Stranger 2: what is OP?

Stranger 1: not a single forget was given that day

Stranger 2: :DDDDD

Stranger 1: op=orange snake

Stranger 2: NOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger 2: OP is a friend

Stranger 1: true

Stranger 2: damn

Stranger 2: it was almost true love

Stranger 2: bye~
Stranger: beautiful. internet magic.
You: loll
You: HOLY stuff I GOT A REPEAT!!!!
Stranger: haha nice!
You: Why isn't my woman making me a sandwich?
Stranger 2: I already got this question
Stranger 2: I told you dig a pit and cover it with leaves to capture one.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YESSSS
Stranger: okay. well. as entertaining as this is, i have to sleep =[
You: :(
You: wait lol
You: I got a funny one
You: Just waiting for them to finish lol
Stranger: hahaha okay
You: Question to discuss:
Why isn't my woman making me a sandwich? Just in case I get you again the pit didn't work!
Stranger 2: I AM BANANA

Stranger 1: I AM A BANANA
Stranger 2: I AM MIKU HATSUNE
Stranger 1: I AM THE DOCTOR
Stranger 2: I AM
Stranger 2: YOUR FATHER
Stranger 2: >:U
Stranger 1: I AM YOUR CREEPY UNCLE
Stranger 2: I AM YOUR MOTHER
Stranger 1: IVE COME TO TOUCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY
Stranger 2: I AM YOUR STALKER
Stranger 1: I AM JACK'S SMIRKING REVENGE
Stranger 2: SURPRISE BUTT love
Stranger 2: >;U
Stranger 1: ;_D
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Stranger: hahahaha excellent
You: Mother has surprise butt love :(
Stranger: it's not rape if you yell surprise first, then it's just surprise love.
You: unless you yell rape ;) then it's still rape
You: On a random note, ever heard of a game called blockland?
Stranger: it sounds familiar
You: lol well posting this to their forums
You: bye :D!
Stranger: bye!!
You have disconnected.

[Jokey365]

QUICK, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A LEAD BOX WITH EACH OTHER AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CAN OF BEANS! BEGIN ROLE PLAYING!

Stranger 1: ??
Stranger 2: Oh no, were in a box
Stranger 1: What kind of roleplay is that?
Stranger 2: dude
Stranger 2: what are you talking about
Stranger 2: i'm gonna eat our food
Stranger 1: Go ahead.
Stranger 2: I love beans
Stranger 1: I'll just eat you
Stranger 2: *opens beans*
Stranger 2: ew……. these are LIMA BEANS
Stranger 1: That sucks
Stranger 1: *Kills you*
Stranger 2: THIS IS THE loving WORST
Stranger 2: WHO PUTS LIMA BEANS IN A LEAD BOX?
Stranger 1: *Eats you*
Stranger 2: oooooooh~~~~~~~ NOW I'M A GHOST
Stranger 2: WHOS ANNOYING~~~~~~~
Stranger 1: No, now you're in my stomach.
Stranger 1 has disconnected