Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 184373 times)


If you had the chance to have any kind of loveual relation with Hermione Granger (pretending she is real) would you?
Stranger 1: HELL YEAH
Stranger 1: xD
Stranger 2: YES AND I'M A GIRL

bahahaha



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
lovet each other; the first one to say anything is the guy.
You: how do you lovet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm asking the question: If you had a chance to kill yourself and spare your mother, or kill your mother and live, would you kill yourself or your mother?

Quote
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
IF YOU DON'T CHEW BIG RED GUM THEN GO forget YOURSELF!
Stranger 2: So kiss a little longer.
Stranger 2: Laugh a little longer.
Stranger 2: Stay close a little longer,
Stranger 1: YEAH, forget THE BIG RED HATERS
Stranger 2: longer with Big Red!
Stranger 2: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Stranger 2: Your fresh breath goes on and on while you chew it~
Stranger 2: Say goodbye a little longer,
Stranger 2: make it last a little longer,
Stranger 2: WITH THAT EVERLASTING FRESHNESS OF BIG RED!
Stranger 1: This is going on 4chan....
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Lol.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

You: Do you enjoy weed?

You: Baby

You: talk to me

You: df

You: do

You: it

You: or

You: else

You: I

You: rape

You: your

You: ass

You: hole

You: with

You: a

You: fork

You have disconnected.

Question to discuss:
What is the maximum amount of balloons at a party?

Stranger 2: 1

Stranger 2: 2

Stranger 1: there are no max balloons

Stranger 2: 3

Stranger 2: 4

Stranger 2: 5

Stranger 2: 6

Stranger 2: 7

Stranger 2: 8

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Is Jessica Alba hot?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: OFCOUURSE

Stranger 1: you blind

Stranger 2: only in one eye!!!!

Stranger 2 has disconnected
« Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 12:01:45 AM by Slugger »

Everyone in here is looking for a female to chat with, all I want is a boy/girl to talk to :(

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Are you loving autistic?
Stranger 2: whoa
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: my brothers autistic you loving starfish
Stranger 2: insensitive peice of stuff
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Sorry bro just asking lululul


Question to discuss:
Guys I cut my snake on a tuna jar and its bleeding. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT D/C'ing IT loving HURTS. Also I was masturbating with no lube and I cut it on the lid, should I see a doctor?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: i think we all know the real problem here

Stranger 2: and..

Stranger 1: salmon is better than tuna

Stranger 2: HAHAHAHAHA

Question to discuss:
Slow dance Role Play, slow dance with your stranger to gain knowledge of the world, son.

Stranger 1: INSERT SLOW DANCE HERE

Stranger 2: FACT

Stranger 1: BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR SOON MY snake WILL MAKE ENTRANCE

Stranger 2 has disconnected
« Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 12:33:56 AM by Slugger »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is about to burst into hysterics and attempt to murder the others. Brace yourselves.

Stranger 2: BRWAAAHASHAHHDFHAS

Stranger 2: FAASDFJLASDLKFAJSD

Stranger 2: KILL ALL HUMANS

Stranger 2: KILL ALL HUMANS

Stranger 2: MUST KILL ALL HUMANS

Stranger 2: hey lovey mama, wanna kill all humans?

Stranger 1: I want to kill everboby in the world

Stranger 2 has disconnected



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is about to burst into hysterics and attempt to murder the other. Brace yourselves.

Stranger 1: oh stuff

Stranger 1: I better watch out

Stranger 2: i kill you

Stranger 1: SDALKFJKFHSHSDKJFHSD

Stranger 1: MONKEYS IN SPACE

Stranger 1: MADE OF CRACKERS

Stranger 1: BITCH YOUR ASS IS GRASS

Stranger 2: it is

Stranger 2: ur right

Stranger 1: allow me to smoke your rectal cavity

Stranger 1: be there soon

Stranger 1 has disconnected
« Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 12:37:21 AM by MegaScientifical »

What a boring conversation.

I went to get a picture for the quote. :I