Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[MegaScientifical]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why don't you love me?

Stranger 1: but i do

Stranger 2: Because you're the Spy, no one loves the spy.

Stranger 2: Spy is like OP.

Stranger 1: ha

Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you leave instantly, you are a ~insert derogatory term here~.

Stranger 2: Okay.

Stranger 2: I guess I'm not.

Stranger 1: loving monday

Stranger 2: Hahahah.

Stranger 1: booobs

Stranger 2: Is that what it's supposed to be ?

Stranger 1: i dunno

Stranger 1: ill assume

Stranger 1: or friend

Stranger 1: or candy ass

Stranger 1: or something

Stranger 1: loving mondays

Stranger 1: ...soo how about the mooses!?

Stranger 1 has disconnected


LOL

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you leave before sending a message, you are a ~insert derogatory term here~.

Stranger 1: forgetER

Stranger 1: cunt

Stranger 1: roostersucker

Stranger 2: hey19 f

Stranger 1: bitchslut hoe

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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[ArcadeOfMISTER]

Reenact a rape


Stranger 2: Ok


Stranger 2: I'm walking alone in the forest


Stranger 2: At night


Stranger 1: im hiding in the bushes


Stranger 2: I'm walking and slow because I'l tired


Stranger 2: I'm*


Stranger 1: im watchin and following


Stranger 1: getting closer


Stranger 2: I look back and start to run


Stranger 1: i run and tackle you


Stranger 2: I fall on the floor


Stranger 1: knocking you to the ground


Stranger 2: I'm struggling


Stranger 1: i hold a knife up to your face


Stranger 2: I start crying


Stranger 1: dont even fight


Stranger 2: Ok


Stranger 2: Pleeease, don't kill me


Stranger 1: do as i want


Stranger 2: I do whatever you want


Stranger 1: i reach down and pull your pants down


Stranger 2: Nooo


Stranger 2: Pleeease


Stranger 1: oh yes


Stranger 1: kicking your legs apart


Stranger 2: Ouch, please don't


Stranger 1: pullin my pants own


Stranger 1: you feel my hard richard on you


Stranger 2: Ohhhhh huuurts


Stranger 2: I can't take it


Stranger 1: i shove it in


Stranger 1: yeah your gonna take it


Stranger 2: Please stop


Stranger 1: pressing the side of the knife on your face


Stranger 2: Don't hurt me


Stranger 1: forget you i ram my richard in


Stranger 1: loving you violently


Stranger 2: OOUUCH


Stranger 2: I wanna scream


Stranger 2: HEEELP... PLEASE... DON'T


Stranger 1: i slap you ....shut up


Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Riot]

I got several "I fingered myself" responses.

I quoted Otis on the "I touched my pee pee and went for a bike ride, how's your day?" question.

[ArcadeOfMISTER]

How do you be the people answering o.o

[MegaScientifical]

How do you be the people answering o.o

I'm actually confused about that, too. The normal chat doesn't say anything about it... Unless it's some of the time.

[Katamari007]

- Aw shiiit





Also, here's a neat game you can watch people play

[Shell]

Question to discuss:
What is a more acceptable term for a middle easterner...sand monday or dune coon?
You: sand monday
Stranger: neither
Stranger: and btw why does it matter...
You: cuz we're gonna nuke them
You: and we should yell out something before we do
Stranger: r u stupid?
You: like
You: "TAKE THIS, YOU SAND mondayS"
Stranger: You are stupid
You: no, you are
You: they need to be nuked
Stranger: Eh why??
You: cuz they're ALL terrorists
Stranger: And let me guess your american?
You: theyre a threat to the world
Stranger: Yeah now you just PROVED your stupid
Stranger: no you are brainwashed by bush
You: bush is a good president
Stranger: eh no
You: yeah\
Stranger: And america in general is a low educated stupid country
You: much better than body odor we have now
You: yeah, were stupid
You: thats why we won every war we've been in
You: come at us bro
Stranger: HA
Stranger: I dont bealive in wars
Stranger: Im a pasifist
You: no you're not
You: you cant even spell the word
Stranger: yes I am
Stranger: Im swedish
Stranger: Im not american so no I cant spell every word in the english vocabulary
You: well you didnt say you were swedish before
Stranger: eh no... you dident ask
You: i shouldnt have to
Stranger: So everyone should just say where they are from?
Stranger: Its not important where your from
You: yeah it is
Stranger: No
You: like all middle easterners are terrorists
Stranger: What matters is if your a good person or not
You: if someone says there form middle east i leave the chat
You: from
Stranger: But they can be the smartest kindest person in the world
You: terrorists are smart too
You: they're good at hiding the wires in their bombs
Stranger: I know people from the middle east that are very nice and they are not terrorists
Stranger: They would never hurt anyone
You: bullstuff
You: they're lying to you
Stranger: Iv known some of them for years
You: do they ever wear backpacks?
Stranger: When they go to school
Stranger: But i wear a backpack too
You: they're trying to bomb the schools
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Oh my god if your serius then you are probably the dumbest person iv ever talked to
You: look whos talking
Stranger: Why am I stupid?
Stranger: Becouse i dont judge people by where they are from?
You: you dont think all middle easterners are terrorists
You: thats why
Stranger: lol
You: im sick of how nice barack obama is
You: he needs to nuke every place that isnt america
You: including sweden
Stranger: You have got to be kidding
You: np
You: no
Stranger: no one is this dumb....
You: i thought the same about most people on omegle
You: then i saw you
Stranger: You do know that america is not a good country?
You: neither is sweden
Stranger: Sweden is good
You: the only thing good that comes out of sweden is the girls
Stranger: What?
Stranger: You do know that our school is considered better that your ivy league schools?
Stranger: And thats just pretty much any of our schools
You: we dont need good schools
Stranger: Yeah you do
You: no we dont
Stranger: Why not?
You: kids can learn on their own
You: need a lesson on the earth?
You: go outside
Stranger: Math? astronomi? History?
Stranger: You cant learn that on your own
You: math: math is for losers
You: astronomi: look at the stars
You: history: guess
Stranger: You should guess history?
You: yes
Stranger: Its becouse of people like you that america is going to down hill....
You: its because of people like you that terrorists are running around
Stranger: How would you like it if you got sick and needed surgury and the guy doing the precedure hadent gone to med school?
You: you dont need med school
You: stick a needle in your parents and see what it does
Stranger: Oh you are joking then
Stranger: Good
You: no
You: im not
Stranger: Then I know i dont have to take you seriussly
You: your loss
You: dont come crying to me when your house gets bombed
Stranger: My house wont get bombed
You: it will if you let sand mondays in
Stranger: Did you know that out of 300 bombings etc in europe one year onlu two was done by muslim terrorits?
Stranger: only*
Stranger: The rest were political extremists
You: europe is a stupid place
You: they deserve to be nuked
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: This is actually funny even if you are stupid enough to be serius
You: i am serious.
Stranger: Then your awnser to everything is "they should be nuked"
Stranger: Thats not a good way to win over people to your side
You: america is a perfect country
Stranger: no
You: we need nukes to destroy the others
Stranger: Yeah couse only then will you be considered a good country
You: you know what
You: i wish i was in control of where and when we drop nukes
You: cuz id drop on on your crap country
Stranger: You dont know anything about sweden
You: they make stuffty stuff
Stranger: ...
You: like your parents made you
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: Yeah and they are actually proud of me
You: they act like it to make you feel good about yourself
Stranger: Couse im involved in politics and I join protests to stop rasicm and family values
Stranger: No I would feel good about myself anyway couse I know im a good person
You: anyways
You: you're too stupid to keep talking to
Stranger: HA
Stranger: look whos talking
You: im gonna ask obama to drop a nuke on sweden

[Awdax]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:
forget your T-Rex I'm a question.


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Stranger 1: oh wait
Stranger 1: aw
Stranger 1: touche, spy
Stranger 2: ha!
Stranger 1: touche
Stranger 2: he got you there
Stranger 1: This man deserves a medal

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[MegaScientifical]

:D @ Above

[Jalenharvey]

Dinosaur

HOLY loving stuff IT'S A DINOSAUR

[MegaScientifical]

HOLY loving stuff IT'S A DINOSAUR

Dino Rap

[Placid]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im male 20,student,athlete,just a regluar guy want to chat with some girls 17 yrs and older
You: ok
You: f 87 from greece
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :D
You: hi
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Horny 18 male USA :)
You: f / spain
You: so hi
Stranger: :) is it okay that I'm horny?
You: um sure
Stranger: You wanna help with it?
You: suree
You: something you should probably know.. im 87
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

they all go silent when i say i'm 87 :((

[MegaScientifical]

they all go silent when i say i'm 87 :((

They just can't see your inner beauty - GET ON VIDEO OMEGLE!

[LordCutlerBeckett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what do you think about emo's?
You: Stupid.
Stranger: the women are cute
You: They look slutty.
Stranger: i like that
You: And they bitch about how their life sucks, when it really doesn't.
You: And they cut themselves and stuff.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but they're cute
You: Quit your bitching and suck my richard, I always say.
You: They refuse, but I force them to either way.
You: They always cry when I shove my rooster down their throats.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you have no life
You: KEEP CRYING, BABY!
You: SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
You: WA HA HA HA HA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Awdax]

Bump.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: UTUT

Question to discuss:
Humanitys greatest flaw?

You: OH stuff
You: I GOT IN BEFORE THE QUESTION
You: DO YOU SEE THAT?
You: HOLY stuff
Stranger: lol howd u do that?
Stranger: good job
You: Man, I dunno.
You: Thanks c:
Stranger: thats some crzy stuff
You: Hey, before you go.
You: Tell me if you see my Trex friend, say UTUT, he will respond with ASCII TRex and the words OOGABOOGA
You: If you see someone else say UTUT it's me, and please let me know what he said.
You: Thanks c:

You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
What is the best tv show ever?

You: UTUT
You: Wilfred
Stranger: Wilfred
You: :D
Stranger: Sweet
You: So cool.
Stranger: That was totally out of the blue too.
You: Haha, yeah.
You: Oh, and please disregard the "UTUT". Just trying to find my T-Rex friend.
You: But anyways, awesome :D
Stranger: Indeed. Yeah. Definetly, that is so good to meet people with good taste.
You: Yeah, great to finally see someone who isn't running around trolling.
Stranger: Or someone who disconnects after a second.
You: Well this was a nice moment, but I am sorry but I must go. I need to find my T-Rex friend. Maybe sometime in the future we will cross paths :o
You: Farewell :')
Stranger: So long, this is going on Wilfred's wall.
You: :)
Stranger: On facebook. So long.

You have disconnected.
I was never reunited with my T-Rex friend :c