You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Yo.
Stranger: Word, dawg.
You: ._.
Stranger: Wud up, son?
You: Nothing, mother.
Stranger: Yeah, yo you.
Stranger: lol
You: Shall I return to bed?
Stranger: No, sir, it's fine. You may remain awake.
You: Yes mother.
Stranger: Very well.
You: What shall I do while I remain awake?
Stranger: Why, talk to me, my boy. Tell Mother about your day.
You: I sat in the parlor with the cat, staring out the window. I apologize I did not finish my studies in time.
Stranger: Now now, you know I taught you better than that, didn't I?
You: You have, mother. I again apologize for my behavior. I shall see to it that it never happens again.
Stranger: Very well then. Did you bathe the cat, as I asked? You know how filthy he gets.
You: Indeed, mother. He usually cleans himself, but I agree, he was getting too filthy to not be cleaned. I must say, he did not enjoy it.
Stranger: I didn't expect he would. But after spending all bloody day chasing mice the cellar, he needed a good washing. Did he scratch you, my boy?
You: Quite a bit, mother. One of the maids saw to my wounds and properly mended them. I feel much better though, mother. There is nothing to be concerned about.
Stranger: Excellent. I noticed the bandages. I would have brought it up earlier, but I was distracted. Well now, I must be off. Business to attend to. (We can give this up, if you want. lol)
You: Very well, mother. I've noticed the cat was wandering about the corridors which he was not allowed, so I shall go fetch him, then I shall return to bed. Good day, mother. (This is funny :D)
Stranger: That's my boy. ( I agree. This is beautiful.)
You: Have a wonderful day, mother. ( I've never had to be so sophisticated before <3 )
Stranger: Night night, sleep tight. (I do it occasionally, but never for this long. )
You: ( Okay, nowhere else to go now. The end, I guess :P )
Stranger: (It would appear so. lol I guess we could talk normal now, or leave with this wonderful story we created.)
Stranger: (We went from gangsta speak in the beginning to this? What the hell? lol)
You: ( I tried to do the opposite of what you were doing, so I start talking all fancy like, hehe. )
Stranger: (I only talked gangsta cause you opened with "yo". lol)
Stranger: (I think we do both pretty well, which is kinda sad.)
You: (Hehe, yeah. Normally when I do something like this, I can never think of anything to say. But when I act like some fancy child, it's easy to just come up with lines. lol)
Stranger: (It's strangely easy to talk fancy. Like, if you were to paraphrase our conversation it wouldn't be nearly as awesome. We'd just sound stupid. I also imagined us talking with a british accent.)
You: (lol, I did too. well, it suddenly feels really awkward so I'm not sure what to do now. )
Stranger: (Me either. And we keep talking in parenthesis.)
You: (._. Yeah, hehe. ) meow.
Stranger: Woof. ^. .^
You: Hissss!
Stranger: *snarl snarl growl*
You: Mreow! Hissss! *bat bat*
Stranger: *snarl* *bites cat around the neck* *shakes head agressively*
You: Mr-HCCC! *cat goes limp as it's bitten, and explodes immediately*
Stranger: *gets wounded from exploding cat carcass*
You: *the remains of the cat slowly roll together into a pile, which goes brown and sweet to create.. cat shaped chocolate!*
You: ( The cat turned into chocolate. *
Stranger: *laps up chocolate.* *convulses* *dies of poisoning*
You: *the soul of the cat descends from heaven, rubbing it's front paws together in a Mr. Burns manner* "Excellent."
Stranger: *dogs soul goes to hell from murdering cats. Your's was not his first victim* Muhawaawhaaw >:)
You: *cat soul starts doing Thriller with other cat souls on the street*
Stranger: *soul burns, dog swears revenge, hearing the dancing cats above him*
You: *the cat's dance is interrupted by a rip in time and space, which is really a portal to Hell.*
Stranger: *ominous growls come from the portal* "Guess who's back?"
You: *the original cat soul makes its way to the back of the group of cats to hide, and a different cat cautiously stalks up to the portal* "Ralph? Izzat you?"
Stranger: "Tommy! You rascal. What are you doing here?" (I'd love to continue this, but I have to go. However, I'm not opposed to keeping in touch)
You: (Aw, boring. That'd be cool to keep in touch :o )
Stranger: (Yahoo, facebook?
You: Yahoo messenger, you mean that? )
Stranger: (Yes.)
You: Got that. Nothing else really, hehe. )
Stranger: (Alrighty. XXX@yahoo.com)
You: (What a wonderful omegle conversation. hehe.)
Stranger: (This one definitely goes down the books. lol)
Stranger: (I also find it odd that we know nothing about each other. lol)
You: (It started with "Yo." :P hehe. yeah, that too. but anyone who seems as awesome as you, i'm willing to get to know. )
Stranger: (Agreed. I'll definitely talk to you later. Nice talking to you this evening, my boy. :) )
You: (You too. Cya later. Have a nice day or whatever time it is there. )
Stranger: (Right back at ya.)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
best. loving Omegle. ever. I got a friend out of it :D!